Irs Quotes

The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like a Gestapo preying upon defenseless citizens.

Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs).

I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I hadn't made money with it.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

No one in America fully understands the constantly changing Internal Revenue Code. Agents of the IRS do not, judges do not, congressmen do not, and most assuredly taxpayers do not.

Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Using the government to shut down opponents

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.

The United States has a system of taxation by confession

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!

Only in America does 'health' 'care' 'reform' begin with the hiring of 16,500 new IRS agents tasked with determining whether your insurance policy merits a fine.

Get rid of IRS; get rid of income tax; get rid of spending.

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.

IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.

Finally, the House is working to require a comprehensive federal review of IRS regulations with a follow-up report to Congress on possible actions to reduce the tax paperwork burden imposed on small businesses.

Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.

It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.

Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than the call to abolish the IRS.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account.

The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th. If it is more then three years they will just keep it. How come it doesn't work that way with back taxes?

In 1848, Karl Marx said, a progressive income tax is needed to transfer wealth and power to the state. Thus, Marx's Communist Manifesto had as its major economic tenet a progressive income tax. ... I say it is time to replace the progressive income tax with a national retail sales tax, and it is time to abolish the IRS.

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.

There are already current laws on the books and there are - and jurisdictions. The IRS can come in and do any kind of investigation of a person.

Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.

I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling.

All we have to do now is to inform the public that the payment of social security taxes is voluntary and watch the mass exodus.

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'

Bringing the IRS to heel can start with re-energizing and expanding congressional investigations and holding accountable those responsible for the targeting and other abuses.

Le de s ir de la prie' re est de j a' une prie' re. The wish for prayer is already a prayer.

We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that they're just doing their job. Someone I know once said, "You could get another job."

Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world.

The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge of implementing it. They say the threats people are making to the IRS are so bad, that they are actually hindering the IRS's ability to threaten people.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hotlines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.

Obamas IRS is not the IRS Ive ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.