1.
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
Joe Teti
2.
It's darker than a well diggers ass.
Joe Teti
3.
You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
Joe Teti
4.
The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.
Joe Teti
5.
Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.
Joe Teti
6.
It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.
Joe Teti
7.
Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.
Joe Teti
8.
If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.
Joe Teti
9.
I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.
Joe Teti
10.
The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.
Joe Teti
11.
Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.
Joe Teti
12.
This place has a one, two knockout punch.
Joe Teti
13.
It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
Joe Teti
14.
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
Joe Teti
15.
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
Joe Teti
16.
Shirts don't grow on trees.
Joe Teti
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#1 priority is water, water and more water.
Joe Teti
18.
The moon just crapped the bed.
Joe Teti
19.
Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.
Joe Teti
20.
I like the way you hustle man.
Joe Teti
21.
I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.
Joe Teti
22.
You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.
Joe Teti
23.
You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.
Joe Teti
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In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.
Joe Teti
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This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.
Joe Teti
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I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
Joe Teti
27.
What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.
Joe Teti
28.
Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.
Joe Teti
29.
That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox
Joe Teti
30.
After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.
Joe Teti
31.
Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
Joe Teti
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The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.
Joe Teti
33.
If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.
Joe Teti
34.
I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.
Joe Teti
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I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.
Joe Teti
36.
Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Joe Teti
37.
All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.
Joe Teti
38.
We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.
Joe Teti
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I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.
Joe Teti
40.
That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.
Joe Teti
41.
Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.
Joe Teti
42.
Three fires is the international distress signal.
Joe Teti
43.
It's mistakes that get you killed
Joe Teti
44.
Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.
Joe Teti
45.
This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine or falter.
Joe Teti
46.
The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.
Joe Teti
47.
Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.
Joe Teti
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I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.
Joe Teti
49.
We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.
Joe Teti
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This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.
Joe Teti