Joe Teti Quotes

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

This place has a one, two knockout punch.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

#1 priority is water, water and more water.

The moon just crapped the bed.

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

I like the way you hustle man.

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

Three fires is the international distress signal.

It's mistakes that get you killed

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine or falter.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.