John B. Keane Quotes

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.

God created seaweed… The seaweed made the world.

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock