English actor and talk show host, Birth: 17-11-1960
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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.
Jonathan Ross
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Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.
Jonathan Ross
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More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.
Jonathan Ross
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Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.
Jonathan Ross
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Hollywood - it's either people who are unhappy or soon will be.
