Karl Lehenbauer Quotes

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Little else matters than to write good code.

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

Let's give discredit where discredit is due.