1.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC.
Drake
'If he only desires you for your physical features, direct him to the fast food restaurant.'
2.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson
3.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
Jay Leno
4.
I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.
Rain
5.
I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.
Wyclef Jean
6.
No hours, nor amount of labor, nor amount of money would deter me from giving the best that there was in me.
Colonel Sanders
7.
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Kanye West
8.
Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window.
Pamela Anderson
9.
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB
Willie Geist
10.
What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable, and you can help change that. Cruelty is cruelty, and KFC is being cruel in the extreme. I am calling for a boycott of all KFC restaurants until my friends at PETA tell me that you have agreed to be kinder in your practices.
Pamela Anderson
11.
You can’t. He has it shielded. Besides, he’s a god and can be a nasty one if you upset him. You try popping into any place where his beloved wife is and you’ll get fried faster than chicken at KFC. He doesn’t have a sense of humor when it comes to her. So wipe the frown off your face before you hurt her feelings and get gutted for it. (Phobos)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
12.
People are drawn to radical Islam because they feel their traditional ways of life threatened by the influx of KFC and Hollywood movies and the like.
Franklin Foer
13.
If India is an emerging economy with millions of new consumers, sell them the Volvo. Sell them the Cielo car. Sell them whatever you can, hamburgers and KFCs. ItÂ’s the middle classes who have moved into being able to own a car, a refrigerator. For them there is this mantra that the General Electric refrigerator is better than some other model, that the Cielo car is fancier than the Ambassador.
Vandana Shiva
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
Thom Yorke
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The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.
Conan O'Brien