Lap Quotes

Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls

I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

I used to wanna rap like Jay-Z, Now I feel I could run laps around Jay-Z, Nas ain't seen nothing this nasty, B.I.G. & Pac got it coming when I pass too. You got the mic, I ain't the one you wanna pass to

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.

My schedule has not calmed down, but I'm definitely not so devastated as I used to be. Definitely cooler now. A lot of blessings have fallen into my lap, and I'm very thankful to receive all of them.

How far have you walked for men who've never held your feet in their laps?

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I remember my first test in F1. After five laps, I came back to the pits and tried to play it cool - 'Oh yeah, I'm fine, I'm on top of this' - but I was completely lost.

For a quick lap at the Nrburgring, you've probably experienced more in seven minutes...than most people have experienced in all their life in the way of fear, in the way of tension, in the way of animosity towards machinery and to a racetrack.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

It's not always the case that things will fall into your lap or that life will be great, but it's all about perspective and having a positive outlook. If something goes wrong you say: "That happened for a reason, what can I learn from that and how can I grow?"

First, we are born in the same galaxy. Born of the same spe­cies. Our life­times over­lap. The meet­ings between humans are so unlikely as to be mira­cu­lous. To laugh, to cry, and to fall in love. Every­one is made up of a col­lec­tion of 1% chances. Thus, I am dazzled by the fact that there are so many mir­acles in this world.

Qualifying is all about putting everything that you have and that the car has in one lap. It's like a rush, I really enjoy that.

It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

You should do it against the clock. Say you are going to do 30 laps in 15 minutes. Then you try to do it each day a little faster. That is putting demands on the body, and that is how you build up. You keep up your energy instead of going downhill.

Running is a gift I give myself almost daily. Even at days when everything seems to go wrong, I treat myself on the satisfaction of a lap of 30 to 40 minutes.

The fact that I am still alive after 100,000 laps is my championship.

Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap.

Sedition is bred in the lap of luxury and its chosen emissaries are the beggared spendthrift and the impoverished libertine.

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud.

For me, triathlons were something that was down to me and my fitness. Now, I really enjoy the pain in the triathlon of chasing someone down. It's a bit like chasing down Nico Rosberg in the last few laps at Silverstone - it makes you feel alive.

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into Turn 1, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment.

Some day your head won’t find my lap so easily. Trust is a habit you’ll soon break.

I put everything in that last lap, it was very emotional when I crossed the line. It was all I had, I gave it all.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.

The secret of popular writing is never to put more on a given page than the common reader can lap off it with no strain whatsoever on his habitually slack attention.

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there.

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

I like to race, not to do laps alone.

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

I never planned on doing a book about Paul Farmer or his organization. I met him in Haiti when I was on a magazine assignment. It's almost like his story sort of fell in my lap.

Asleep in lap of legends old.

To be honest, once you've driven around for about five, 10 laps, you don't notice a difference.

I'm in love with boxing. It fell into my lap and I have been in love with it ever since.

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.

Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict told them he was going to resign because the Church needs a fresh, young face, somewhere other than a priest's lap.

It's very, very rare in this business [moviemaking] where a script lands on your lap ready to go.

Here rests his head upon the lap of earth, A youth to fortune and to fame unknown: Fair Science frown'd not on his humble birth, And Melancholy mark'd him for her own.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

You're in the lap of the gods. If people go, they go, and if they don't.

It's also a question of finding good material and interesting roles. I'm not the only actress out there, and good parts just don't fall into your lap that easily. But I like most of the films I've made recently and so I'm pretty positive about the future.

My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay.