1.
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him
Synyster Gates
2.
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
Johnny Carson
3.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Benjamin Rush
4.
I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
Billy Sunday
5.
Peeta bakes. I hunt. Haymitch drinks until the liquor runs out.
Suzanne Collins
7.
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.
Artemas Ward
8.
I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its appeal for me.
Steve Albini
9.
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.
Buffalo Bill
10.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Will Rogers
11.
So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas
13.
What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.
Mark Twain
14.
Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
17.
I am sure antidepressants, drugs, and liquor have their place. But so far, that place is in others, not me.
John Elder Robison
18.
The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.
Wilkie Collins
20.
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott
21.
George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.
John Kricfalusi
23.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
Arthur Baer
24.
Liquor is not a necessity. It is a means of momentarily sidestepping necessity.
Clifton Fadiman
25.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
Dana Gould
26.
I've always been partial to the image of liquor as lubrication, a layer of protection from all the sharp thoughts in your head.
Gillian Flynn
27.
There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin
Bob Dylan
28.
All substances the cunning chemist Time
Melts down into that liquor of my life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
29.
In terms of addressing some of the most impacted communities and historically excluded communities - often of color, often low income - there is this adage in specifically African American communities that on every corner in low income neighborhoods you'll find a liquor store.
Bryant Terry
31.
Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction.
Poppy Z. Brite
32.
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
Mark Twain
35.
You and me-we've whored together. We've fought together.And I still dunna understand how ye always seems to know where the money is hidden and the liquor is stored and the scandals are richest.' It's a gift.
Christina Dodd
36.
This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.
Ernest Hemingway
37.
Employed as I had been employing it, liquor is a fixative of old patterns.
Margaret Halsey
38.
I laughed and it almost felt good. "Is that a dig at my liquor cabinet?" Cam smiled. "That wasn't liquor, it was swill. And that wasn't a cabinet, it was a drawer.
Rachel Vincent