1.
We need to have music that contributes to the well-being of the spirit. Music that cradles people's lives and makes things a little easier. That's what I try to do, and what I want to do. You don't want to close the door on hope.
Merle Haggard
2.
By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.
Merle Haggard
When you are near the resolution, it is almost concluded.
3.
Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.
Merle Haggard
Lie low and bide your time, then when the opportunity arises, make it count.
4.
I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.
Merle Haggard
5.
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.
Merle Haggard
Mother attempted to bring me up rightly, but I rejected her entreaties, and that only leaves me culpable, for Mother endeavored.
6.
Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.
Merle Haggard
'Trust is the only way we're going to succeed. None of us are capable enough to do it alone.'
7.
I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.
Merle Haggard
I wish soda was still pop and a hangout was an undesirable spot.
8.
Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.
Merle Haggard
'Desecrating the values that our soldiers have defended with their lives. If you cannot cherish it, abandon it.'
9.
The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.
Merle Haggard
I lament the lack of catchy tunes in modern music that one can hum or whistle.
10.
Keep your opinions to yourself. I think it's important that I stay neutral on politics and remain hard to understand. I don't want to be pigeonholed as conservative, liberal, independent or anything. I back the man for the things the man believes in, not whether it says "R" or "D" down there beside his name.
Merle Haggard
11.
Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.
Merle Haggard
Willie Nelson enlightened me as to why parting ways can be expensive - but it's worth every penny.
12.
If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.
Merle Haggard
13.
This is America. We're proud. We're not afraid of a bunch of terrorists. But this government is all about terror alerts and scaring us at airports. We're changing the Constitution out of fear. We spend all our time looking up each other's dresses. Fear's the only issue the Republican Party has. Vote for them, or the terrorists will win. That's not what Reagan was about. I hate to think about our soldiers over in Iraq fighting for a country that's slipping away.
Merle Haggard
14.
A house without love ain't a home.
Merle Haggard
15.
There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained through some kind of white toast or something. It all sounds just too neat and perfect, with no surprise to it at all. No story, no nothing. It's like building cars, like an assembly line. It doesn't sound like anything that came from a guitar.
Merle Haggard
16.
Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.
Merle Haggard
17.
Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.
Merle Haggard
18.
And there's some Latino music I like, and some reggae music.
Merle Haggard
19.
To be part of what you're singing about is somewhat painful. You've got to climb inside it all.
Merle Haggard
20.
I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music.
Merle Haggard
21.
There's just a few people that call themselves stars can actually sit down with a guitar and sing you a song.
Merle Haggard
22.
There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.
Merle Haggard
23.
It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home.
Merle Haggard
24.
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now.
Merle Haggard
25.
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.
Merle Haggard
26.
There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.
Merle Haggard
27.
We are under [government's] control, and if people don't realize that, they haven't looked around. And if they're not paranoid, they haven't thought about it.
Merle Haggard
28.
Read about some squirrelly guy who claims that he just don't believe in fighting, and I wonder how long the rest of us can count on being free.
Merle Haggard
29.
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with waste the creek that runs through my property. There's certain times of day that the cowboys like to send them turds down the river. Them f**kers piss me off. if you gotta mess up the ecology of the world in order to raise a bunch of cows, well eat somethin else. I'm not a fan of the cowboys.
Merle Haggard
30.
The Captain just gave us our orders, and Mom we must carry them through. I'll finish this letter first chance I get, but for now I'll just say I love you.
Merle Haggard
31.
It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.
Merle Haggard
32.
It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.
Merle Haggard
33.
I think it was Tommy who told me, 'When your song is called 'XYZ' or whatever, every line has got to make sense against your title.' He showed me little methods of proving to yourself whether the line belongs, and ways of finding out whether you were able to get more out of a line if you tried.
Merle Haggard
34.
Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.
Merle Haggard
35.
Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.
Merle Haggard
36.
When you get to readin' about where the music and John Steinbeck and all those people like that come from, the further you go the more interesting it becomes.
Merle Haggard
37.
Back when the country was strong, back before Elvis and before the Vietnam war came along.
Merle Haggard
38.
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.
Merle Haggard
39.
When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer.
Merle Haggard
40.
Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.
Merle Haggard
41.
I can't really say why everyone loves Bob Wills' music, but I have yet to meet a person who didn't like it.
Merle Haggard
42.
If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.
Merle Haggard
43.
The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a toothpulled or something.
Merle Haggard
44.
Before the Beatles and yesterday, when a man could still work and still would.
Merle Haggard
45.
I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, a place where even squares can have a ball. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
Merle Haggard
46.
I think I'm most proud of my family right now. I'm more into that then I've ever been. It also gives a new area to draw from in creativity with my songs.
Merle Haggard
47.
Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning.
Merle Haggard
48.
I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic
Merle Haggard
49.
In my life there were a lot of situations where I could have been killed or some officer might have been killed chasing me, a lot of things could be different. Now, you know that's experience you can't buy. And it's there in my rearview mirror and I can refer to it in my writing. I have the experience to talk about things some people only imagine.
Merle Haggard
50.
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
Merle Haggard