Midget Quotes

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets.

Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

She [Marilyn Monroe] was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.

There is no role I cannot play except a midget.

George Bush hates midgets.