Mike Quotes

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're always going to be talking about his offense.

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.

Now [Mike] Gove has destroyed Boris Johnson.

If me and Mike Dirnt are in the same room, it's not quite right if he's not on stage with me.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

Mike Watt and I had the same teacher. Mr. Tanaka.

Mike and Harvey finally consummate things, a great cliffhanger

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

For any single thing you can do, there is one person who is best in the world. Usually it is Mike Caro.

Mike Patton is a genius... It is definitely the hardest music I've ever played.

The risk is worth it. Mike would have been the first to say that.

Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived.

I will say this, I will rely on [Mike ] Pompeo and [James] Mattis and my group.

My hope is that one day Mike Glennon is a Hall of Famer.

I'm much more interested in Mike Tyson than I am in Morrissey.

[Mike] Pence has been great.

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money.

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

I thought Mike Pence did a fabulous job.

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.