1.
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
Martin Luther
'A content fart never emanates from a disgruntled posterior.'
2.
Righteousness exalts a nation. Hate just makes people miserable.
Fannie Lou Hamer
Virtue elevates a nation, while malevolence only brings unhappiness.
3.
The more you make this world about you, the more miserable you will be.
Matt Chandler
The more you center yourself in this world, the less contentment you will find.
4.
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.
Marvin Gaye
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Happiness is your choice to make. How happy or how miserable do you want to be?
Edgar Cayce
6.
Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.
Bill Bright
7.
Wanting something to make you happy is a sure way to be miserable.
Mooji
8.
The most miserable man or woman is the one who knows what is right and does not do it.
Greg Laurie
9.
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
Erik Satie
10.
I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
Evelyn Waugh
11.
Perhaps, somewhere, some day, at a less miserable time, we may see each other again.
Vladimir Nabokov
13.
The thing is, unfortunately, I write the best songs when I'm miserable.
Scott Weiland
14.
If an offender has committed murder, he must die. In this case, no possible substitute can satisfy justice. For there is no parallel between death and even the most miserable life, so that there is no equality of crime and retribution unless the perpetrator is judicially put to death.
Immanuel Kant
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Staying in a hopeless and miserable situation doesn't make you loyal, it just makes you miserable.
The Weeknd
16.
We are all much more simply human than otherwise, be we happy and successful, contented and detached, miserable and mentally disordered, or whatever.
Harry Stack Sullivan
17.
Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?
John Cusack
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Happiness is a specific. Misery is a generalization. People usually know exactly why they are happy. They very rarely know why they are miserable.
Jeanette Winterson
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Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen.
Chuck Norris
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You can make yourself happy or miserable - it's the same amount of effort.
Ray Bradbury
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The safest way of not being very miserable is not to expect to be very happy.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
Thom Yorke
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It is not being deceived, but undeceived, that renders us miserable.
Sophie Arnould
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I love what I do. When a month goes by and I'm not working, I'm miserable.
Roselyn Sanchez
25.
Why is a woman to be treated differently? Woman suffrage will succeed, despite this miserable guerilla opposition.
Victoria Woodhull
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Sleep was the greatest invention in the history of mankind. When I was sleeping, I wasn’t feeling guilty, or miserable, or sad.
Jenna Black
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If you're always strict with yourself, life gets miserable. And we're supposed to enjoy life.
Mia Maestro
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I was at my most miserable when I had everything I ever wanted.
Trent Reznor
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If you want to be miserable, think of yourself. If you want to be happy, think of others.
Sakyong Mipham
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We weren't put here to be miserable. We were put here to do the best we can, and we should take our energy and improve our state of being.
Lenny Kravitz
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People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Nick Cave
32.
Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
Clare Boothe Luce
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
Evelyn Waugh
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I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.
Moon Unit Zappa
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Life is very short, and it ought not to be spent crawling at the feet of miserable scoundrels.
Stendhal
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It is a comfort to the miserable to have comrades in misfortune, but it is a poor comfort after all.
Christopher Marlowe
38.
How is it possible for me to be so miserable and embarrassed and humiliated and beaten an function still talk and smile and concentrate?
Beatrice Sparks
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I talk too much because I have been made so miserable by what you are keeping hushed.
Djuna Barnes
40.
You have to be pretty driven to make it happen. Otherwise, you will just make yourself miserable.
Elon Musk
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The people that tell you what you enjoy is wrong, or come in your life and tell you what you're wearing is wrong are miserable because they focus on the things that they don't like.
Andy Biersack
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At last concluded that no creature was more miserable than man, for that all other creatures are content with those bounds that nature set them, only man endeavors to exceed them.
Desiderius Erasmus
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I am begining to look more and more like my miserable imitators.
Rudolph Valentino
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No one is more miserable than the person who wills everything and can do nothing.
Claudius
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The happiest pillow on which you may rest your head is the knowledge of God's will. I cannot imagine a more miserable situation than consciously to be out of God's will.
R. T. Kendall
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Men are often miserable in relationships because they feel their partner takes them for granted, or shows him no appreciation for the things he gets right.
Matthew Hussey
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Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected.
Federico Fellini
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A person can make himself happy, or miserable, regardless of what is actually happening 'outside,' just by changing the contents of consciousness.
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
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If you know Christ and him crucified, you know enough to make you happy, supposing you know nothing else. And without this, all your other knowledge cannot keep you from being everlastingly miserable.
George Whitefield