Miserable Quotes

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

Righteousness exalts a nation. Hate just makes people miserable.

The more you make this world about you, the more miserable you will be.

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

Happiness is your choice to make. How happy or how miserable do you want to be?

Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.

Wanting something to make you happy is a sure way to be miserable.

The most miserable man or woman is the one who knows what is right and does not do it.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

I beheld the wretch-the miserable monster whom I had created.

Perhaps, somewhere, some day, at a less miserable time, we may see each other again.

The thing is, unfortunately, I write the best songs when I'm miserable.

If an offender has committed murder, he must die. In this case, no possible substitute can satisfy justice. For there is no parallel between death and even the most miserable life, so that there is no equality of crime and retribution unless the perpetrator is judicially put to death.

Staying in a hopeless and miserable situation doesn't make you loyal, it just makes you miserable.

We are all much more simply human than otherwise, be we happy and successful, contented and detached, miserable and mentally disordered, or whatever.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen.

You can make yourself happy or miserable - it's the same amount of effort.

Happiness is a specific. Misery is a generalization. People usually know exactly why they are happy. They very rarely know why they are miserable.

The safest way of not being very miserable is not to expect to be very happy.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

It is not being deceived, but undeceived, that renders us miserable.

I love what I do. When a month goes by and I'm not working, I'm miserable.

Why is a woman to be treated differently? Woman suffrage will succeed, despite this miserable guerilla opposition.

Sleep was the greatest invention in the history of mankind. When I was sleeping, I wasn’t feeling guilty, or miserable, or sad.

If you're always strict with yourself, life gets miserable. And we're supposed to enjoy life.

I was at my most miserable when I had everything I ever wanted.

We weren't put here to be miserable. We were put here to do the best we can, and we should take our energy and improve our state of being.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

If you want to be miserable, think of yourself. If you want to be happy, think of others.

Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

It is a comfort to the miserable to have comrades in misfortune, but it is a poor comfort after all.

How is it possible for me to be so miserable and embarrassed and humiliated and beaten an function still talk and smile and concentrate?

Life is very short, and it ought not to be spent crawling at the feet of miserable scoundrels.

I talk too much because I have been made so miserable by what you are keeping hushed.

You have to be pretty driven to make it happen. Otherwise, you will just make yourself miserable.

The people that tell you what you enjoy is wrong, or come in your life and tell you what you're wearing is wrong are miserable because they focus on the things that they don't like.

I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable.

At last concluded that no creature was more miserable than man, for that all other creatures are content with those bounds that nature set them, only man endeavors to exceed them.

I am begining to look more and more like my miserable imitators.

No one is more miserable than the person who wills everything and can do nothing.

The happiest pillow on which you may rest your head is the knowledge of God's will. I cannot imagine a more miserable situation than consciously to be out of God's will.

Men are often miserable in relationships because they feel their partner takes them for granted, or shows him no appreciation for the things he gets right.

Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected.

A person can make himself happy, or miserable, regardless of what is actually happening 'outside,' just by changing the contents of consciousness.

People also smile when they are miserable.