Moron Quotes

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

Nature abhors a moron.

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

I'm a monster, not a moron.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.