1.
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Frank Zappa
The cosmos consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% imbeciles.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
H. L. Mencken
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For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
Nick Hornby
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Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
Umberto Eco
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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
Dennis Miller
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I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television
Natalie
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President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.
Jean Chretien
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Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
Derek Landy
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You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
Josh Lieb
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Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
Martin Mull
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
Derek Landy
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It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.
Michael Grant
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You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
Ernest Hemingway
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Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.
Lee Kuan Yew
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I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.
Dan Harris
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It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
Bill Bryson
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Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
Dave Barry
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If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
Louie Anderson
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Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Scott Adams
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Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.
Ken Livingstone
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Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.
Giles Deacon
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The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.
Peter Drucker
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But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.
Meg Cabot
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I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
Alice Sebold
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Only morons start a business on a loan?
Mark Cuban
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Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.
Ally Carter
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I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
George Carlin