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Moron Quotes

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Frank Zappa

The cosmos consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% imbeciles.
Authors on Moron Quotes: H. L. Mencken Derek Landy Louie Anderson J. D. Salinger Peter Drucker Josh Lieb Ally Carter Frank Zappa Dennis Miller Dan Harris Jonathan Safran Foer Umberto Eco Ken Livingstone Natalie Ernest Hemingway Martin Mull Scott Adams Giles Deacon Craig Ferguson Nick Hornby Daniel Handler Meg Cabot Sherrilyn Kenyon Mark Cuban Bill Bryson Lee Kuan Yew Agatha Christie Michael Grant Strother Martin P. C. Cast Jean Chretien Alice Sebold George Carlin
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
H. L. Mencken

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Morons. I've got morons on my team.
Strother Martin

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For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
Nick Hornby

5.
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
Umberto Eco

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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
Dennis Miller

7.
I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television
Natalie

8.
President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.
Jean Chretien

9.
Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
Derek Landy

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You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
Josh Lieb

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Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
Martin Mull

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Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.
Jonathan Safran Foer

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Nature abhors a moron.
H. L. Mencken

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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
Derek Landy

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It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.
Michael Grant

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You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
Ernest Hemingway

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Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.
Lee Kuan Yew

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I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.
Dan Harris

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It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
Bill Bryson

20.
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
Dave Barry

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If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
Louie Anderson

22.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
Daniel Handler

23.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Scott Adams

24.
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
Craig Ferguson

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Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.
Ken Livingstone

26.
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.
Agatha Christie

27.
I'm a monster, not a moron.
P. C. Cast

28.
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.
Giles Deacon

30.
The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.
Peter Drucker

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But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.
Meg Cabot

32.
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
Alice Sebold

33.
Only morons start a business on a loan?
Mark Cuban

34.
Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.
J. D. Salinger

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Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.
Ally Carter

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I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
George Carlin