Moustache Quotes

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

I do not think therefore I am a moustache

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.

They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.

You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.

My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.

I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache.

I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

I can't grow a moustache.