Napkins Quotes

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin.

When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the tablecloth 'bout how to take over the whole house?

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin.

I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to say, "On teabags, I used to save them.

We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.

XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language.

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth.

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches.

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.

Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched as he rolled up his napkin. “Just saying.

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that.

Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency.

If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible.