New Boyfriend Quotes

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings

It's [her new house] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and making sure that everything is perfect. It's like my new boyfriend.

You love new boyfriend?" "I think so. Yes." "Then you must spoil him. And he must spoil you.