1.
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.
Nicole Polizzi
2.
I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that.
Nicole Polizzi
3.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
Nicole Polizzi
4.
I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.
Nicole Polizzi
5.
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!
Nicole Polizzi
6.
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
Nicole Polizzi
7.
People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
Nicole Polizzi
8.
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
Nicole Polizzi
9.
Don't let negativity affect your vision. A lot of people have said harsh things, but I don't let it affect me. If anything it gives me more enthusiasm and pushes me to do better in my career so I can prove them wrong.
Nicole Polizzi
10.
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it
Nicole Polizzi
11.
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full
Nicole Polizzi
12.
I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.
Nicole Polizzi
13.
It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.
Nicole Polizzi
14.
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
Nicole Polizzi
15.
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show
Nicole Polizzi
16.
Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel.
Nicole Polizzi
17.
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
Nicole Polizzi
18.
Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.
Nicole Polizzi
19.
I think I just realized that having a problem - an eating disorder - it's not healthy and you can actually die from that. I realized it's not worth it and you just need to be healthy.
Nicole Polizzi
20.
I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?
Nicole Polizzi
21.
I went into designing my house thinking I could have some more expensive items because I didn't realize my kids were going to be animals.
Nicole Polizzi
22.
I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.
Nicole Polizzi
23.
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore.
Nicole Polizzi
24.
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job
Nicole Polizzi
25.
You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.
Nicole Polizzi
26.
I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.
Nicole Polizzi
27.
I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
Nicole Polizzi
28.
But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
Nicole Polizzi
29.
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it
Nicole Polizzi
30.
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
Nicole Polizzi
31.
Don't let negativity affect your vision. People say harsh things, but don't let them affect you.
Nicole Polizzi
32.
I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.
Nicole Polizzi
33.
It's important to be true to yourself and your vision.
Nicole Polizzi
34.
Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!
Nicole Polizzi
35.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
Nicole Polizzi
36.
SnookiLove is really cute and it's inviting and welcoming. All my lines are like my personality: they are fun, they are outgoing, they are sexy, but not slutty.
Nicole Polizzi
37.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend
Nicole Polizzi
38.
As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore. Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself.
Nicole Polizzi
39.
[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.
Nicole Polizzi
40.
I have an education, I went to college, you know?
Nicole Polizzi
41.
It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans!
Nicole Polizzi
42.
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself
Nicole Polizzi
43.
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers
Nicole Polizzi
44.
I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot. And I'm always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane
Nicole Polizzi
45.
We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think.
Nicole Polizzi
46.
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand
Nicole Polizzi
47.
I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.
Nicole Polizzi