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If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
Dennis Rodman
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The Nobel Peace Prize is not awarded for what one has done, but hopefully what one will do.
Betty Williams
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The Nobel Peace Prize has become hopelessly politicized. I think it cheapens the prize itself.
John Bolton
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I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!
Omar Bongo
7.
Politics is a dynamic process. When I was a young man in the 1970s, Yasser Arafat had just perpetrated various terrorist attacks. Just a few years later, after I had entered European Parliament, the same Yasser Arafat was given the Nobel Peace Prize.
Martin Schulz
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Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.
Mark Steyn
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The Oscar seems to have been confused with the Nobel Peace Prize.
Janet Maslin
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After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, 'Tell me who the other nominees are - and I will eliminate them.'
Conan O'Brien
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If they gave a Nobel Peace Prize for work against big tobacco, not just in the industry, but also with the California tax initiative, he really deserves one.
Joe Eszterhas