1.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
Lewis Grizzard
I'd much rather dine alongside a smoker in an eatery than a nose-trumpeter.
2.
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
Lil Wayne
I persist despite the adversities life throws my way, undeterred by the harshness of reality.
3.
All the "not readies," all the "I need time," are understandable, but only for a short while. The truth is that there is never a "completely ready," there is never a really "right time." As with any descent to the unconscious, there comes a time when one simply hopes for the best, pinches one's nose, and jumps into the abyss. If this were not so, we would not have needed to create the words heroine, hero, or courage.
Clarissa Pinkola Estes
4.
...when you are convinced that all the exits are blocked, either you take to believing in miracles or you stand still like the hummingbird. The miracle is that the honey is always there, right under your nose, only you were too busy searching elsewhere to realize it. The worst is not death but being blind, blind to the fact that everything about life is in the nature of the miraculous.
Henry Miller
5.
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
Johnny Marks
6.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Tre Cool
8.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
Stan Laurel
9.
He [George Orwell] would not blow his nose without moralising on conditions in the handkerchief industry.
Cyril Connolly
10.
They're like lips, they're like noses, they're like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you want. Nipples are beautiful things, don't hide them.
Cara Delevingne
11.
To let the people know there was life beyond Shirley Dean, we decided to focus on voter registration; each day I set up my card table somewhere in the district, signed people up, and passed out noses.
Wavy Gravy
12.
Where is Polonius? HAMLET In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.
William Shakespeare
13.
The scope of an intellect is not to be measured with a tape-string, or a character deciphered from the shape or length of a nose.
Christian Nestell Bovee
14.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Steven Wright
15.
There's a Celtic saying, "Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose."
Conor McGregor
17.
In small towns people scent the wind with noses of uncommon keenness.
Stephen King
18.
And that love that wrinkles your nose touches my foolish heart.
Fred Astaire
19.
One simple word: ugh. Is something still considered a conspiracy if it's played out right under our noses?
Moby
20.
Sometimes you need to stand with your nose to the window and have a good look at jazz. And I've done that on many occasions.
J. J. Johnson
21.
I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.
Helena Bonham Carter
22.
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
Roddy Piper
23.
My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.
Jimmy Durante
24.
Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God; only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning.
Solomon
25.
I don't know what it is about the french language, it seems to be scared of coming out of the mouth so it comes out the nose instead.
P.D.Q. Bach
26.
If you keep your nose to the grindstone, you don't have any nose.
Les Wexner
27.
A man who is seeking for realization is not only going around searching for his spectacles without realizing that they are on his nose all the time, but also were he not actually looking through them he would not be able to see what he is looking for!
Wei Wu Wei
28.
Smell and taste are in fact but a single composite sense, whose laboratory is the mouth and its chimney the nose.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
29.
I don't mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It's getting stabbed in the back that I can't handle.
Mickey Rourke
30.
No! Beauty is emotional! That's why plastic surgery never works. Women who want to change their nose, lips, they don't understand that they are doing nothing except erasing their magic.
Mario Testino
31.
Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor.
Joyce Carol Oates
32.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
Carol Burnett
33.
I'll never forget the day when a woman came up to me and said, 'No, you could never be on a magazine cover. Your face features don't work; your eyes are small, you have a small face but a big nose.' I was only 14 and I had never noticed any of that stuff, you know?
Gisele Bundchen
34.
Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.
Jim Butcher
35.
I never take any notice of reviews - unless a critic has thought up some new way of describing me. That old one about my lizard eyes and anteater nose and the way I sleep my way through pictures is so hackneyed now.
Robert Mitchum
36.
Development is where my heart is focused because eating is the only thing that we do that involves all the senses. We eat with our eyes and our ears and our noses.
Heston Blumenthal
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Painting can never show her nose in company with architecture but to have it snubbed.
J. M. W. Turner
38.
It is the man that has nothing to lose or is willing to lose everything to beat you that I am afraid of. If a man is willing to lose his life to bite off my nose then I don't care how good I am or what I do to him- he's gonna get my nose.
Bruce Lee
39.
I did the 23 hour nose-route to the top of El Capitan in 6 hours and 18 minutes! I can make this work.
Billy Bishop
40.
Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
Steve Irwin
41.
This is the snobbery of the people on the Mayflower looking down their noses at the people who came over ON THE SECOND BOAT!
Mitchell Kapor
42.
I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.
Ray Toro
43.
Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
44.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
Fred Allen
45.
Everybody knows that orthopaedic science provides beautiful false noses for those who have lost their noses naturally or as the result of an operation.
Gaston Leroux
47.
God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.
Stephen King
48.
Friendship could be right under your nose but if you are caught up in yourself you will never find it.
Britney Spears
49.
I can't do Los Angeles. I've always been the anti-Barbie. I don't want to be in a place where almost every woman walks around with puffy lips, little noses and breasts large enough to nourish a small country.
Vera Farmiga
50.
For nothing is more democratic than logic; it is no respecter of persons and makes no distinction between crooked and straight noses.
Friedrich Nietzsche