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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
Ricky Gervais
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. I'll not willingly offend, nor be easily offended.
Bruce Lee
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Being offended is part of being in the real world.
Courtney Love
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Consider God's charity. Where else have we ever seen someone who has been offended voluntarily paying out his life for those who have offended him?
St. Catherine of Siena
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We have less reason to be surprised or offended when we find others differ from us in opinion, because we very often differ from ourselves.
Samuel Johnson
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None are as offended as those who contrive offense.
Kurt Hanks
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If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.
Eminem
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How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
Frank Zappa
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A book is not harmless merely because no one is consciously offended by it.
T. S. Eliot
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Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an elf,' she insisted. 'I'm an Englishwoman!
Clare B. Dunkle
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People have every right to be offended -- but that doesn't mean they get to take away your right to offend.
Mark Leiren-Young
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if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.
Meg Cabot
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Who cuts is easily wounded. The readier you are to offend the sooner you are offended.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
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I've recently learned not to take things personally. We can get offended by anything if we want to.
Melanie Iglesias
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I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!
Courtney Love
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.
Sarah Silverman
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Any citizen who's offended ... can leave the service.
John Ashcroft
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Those who are offended by something are most often those who deserve to be offended by it.
Derek R. Audette
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I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them.
Tom Stoppard
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You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.
John Bartlett
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It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
Andy Dick
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There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.
Greg Gutfeld
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I'm not offended until you think I'm offended.
Criss Jami
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
Al Yankovic
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Will. Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous.
Richard Steele
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Whatever I wrote was heretical. It offended the editors of the women's magazines.
Betty Friedan
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Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
Chris Hardwick