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Ovens Quotes

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I'm more like an oven than a microwave.
Erykah Badu

Authors on Ovens Quotes: Kathryn Stockett Erykah Badu George Herbert Benjamin Franklin Lesley Visser Charles Petzold Paulo Coelho Joan Ryan Cheyenne Jackson Elton John Joan Crawford Robin Williams Emo Philips Louis Farrakhan
2.
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.
Emo Philips

3.
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!
Louis Farrakhan

4.
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
Joan Crawford

5.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Robin Williams

6.
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
Charles Petzold

7.
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.
Lesley Visser

8.
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
Kathryn Stockett

9.
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.
George Herbert

10.
Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.
Benjamin Franklin

11.
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
Paulo Coelho

12.
We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.
Joan Ryan

13.
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.
Cheyenne Jackson

14.
You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.
Elton John