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I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.
Emo Philips
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The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!
Louis Farrakhan
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If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
Joan Crawford
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Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
Charles Petzold
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Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
Kathryn Stockett
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If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.
George Herbert
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You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
Paulo Coelho
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We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.
Joan Ryan
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You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.
Elton John