1.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
2.
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
Will Cuppy
3.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
4.
If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
Michael Nutter
5.
I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.
Kirsty Gallacher
6.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
7.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
8.
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
Cleveland Amory
9.
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
John Grogan
10.
Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four.
Gwen Cooper
11.
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Neil Gaiman
12.
I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.
Albert Camus
13.
Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.
Charles Bukowski
15.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Wright