Paranoid Quotes

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

Humans are evolutionarily designed to be paranoid, and they believe in God because they are paranoid.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.

I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant and I ignore the paranoid.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.

Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!

There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life.

It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Only the paranoid survive.

You have to be around people you trust; otherwise you can't do anything - you're afraid, you're paranoid, and you can't do any work.

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

A paranoid is someone who has all the facts.

I consider myself to be an inverse paranoid. I always operate as if everything is part of a universal plot to enhance my well-being.

Assume the best but hire paranoid people.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.

The Academy is paranoid about its image.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

Even paranoid people have enemies.

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

I suppose I'll always be over-vulnerable, slightly paranoid.

I don't go to McDonalds, but when I was working for Gourmet magazine in New York City, my daughter liked to go there. I was completely paranoid that someone would recognize me there and say, 'Gourmet critic spotted at McDonalds! Buying a Happy Meal!'

I am not being obtuse. You are being paranoid.

Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

I realised how paranoid and guarded and not trusting - walled-in - I had become. Not consciously so, but just this armour that I kind of have, protective armour. It's not for my friends or family, but for being.outside in the world, always on guard.

Most writers or performers walk around with the notion in their head that - a paranoid worry that maybe people don't like them.

I get paranoid about people staring at me. Even now I don't deal with people looking at me. I can't do it sometimes. I can't go out. I don't know how to react when people stare.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

During the lifetime of Japan I became very neurotic, very paranoid.

I feel like that's how women feel in a way. You can get paranoid because everyone actually is a conspiracy to diminish your power.

The history of psychiatry rewrites itself so often that it almost resembles the self-serving chronicles of a totalitarian and slightly paranoid regime.

It used to be that I was always paranoid or a loser or something so there's usually something that you seem to associate yourself with at one time or another.

I think I've always been paranoid.

I'm not paranoid,I just don't trust people.

If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.

I couldn't tell if I was perspicacious or paranoid.

I wanna smoke pot, but I can't, cause I'm too paranoid.

Even a paranoid clock is being followed twice a day.

I've had paranoid panic attacks.

You can never be too paranoid.

Someone will say to me, Oh that's so Jewish to interrupt. I say to myself, okay, is that code for you hate Jews? Or am I just being paranoid?

Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go.

The paranoid fear of government is an extremist position, and every one of us ought to say that

Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.

I wonder if I'm being paranoid. I tell myself I'm not, and then ask myself how I can be so sure? I don't know the answer, so I go back to wondering if I am.