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I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright
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Humans are evolutionarily designed to be paranoid, and they believe in God because they are paranoid.
Satoshi Kanazawa
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I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.
Emo Philips
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I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant and I ignore the paranoid.
Rick Pitino
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Kinky Friedman
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You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.
Lou Gerstner
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Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!
Tupac Shakur
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There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life.
Alan Dershowitz
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It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.
Bill Ayers
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Woody Allen
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You have to be around people you trust; otherwise you can't do anything - you're afraid, you're paranoid, and you can't do any work.
Ry Cooder
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Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
Douglas Adams
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I consider myself to be an inverse paranoid. I always operate as if everything is part of a universal plot to enhance my well-being.
Jack Canfield
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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
Molly Ivins
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All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.
Mario Puzo
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The Academy is paranoid about its image.
Roger Ebert
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I am not being obtuse. You are being paranoid.
Iain Banks
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Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.
Max Brooks
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And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.
Thom Yorke
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I suppose I'll always be over-vulnerable, slightly paranoid.
Sylvia Plath
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I don't go to McDonalds, but when I was working for Gourmet magazine in New York City, my daughter liked to go there. I was completely paranoid that someone would recognize me there and say, 'Gourmet critic spotted at McDonalds! Buying a Happy Meal!'
Jonathan Gold
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I realised how paranoid and guarded and not trusting - walled-in - I had become. Not consciously so, but just this armour that I kind of have, protective armour. It's not for my friends or family, but for being.outside in the world, always on guard.
Jennifer Aniston
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I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!
John Cusack
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Most writers or performers walk around with the notion in their head that - a paranoid worry that maybe people don't like them.
Charlie Brooker
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I get paranoid about people staring at me. Even now I don't deal with people looking at me. I can't do it sometimes. I can't go out. I don't know how to react when people stare.
Robbie Fowler
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During the lifetime of Japan I became very neurotic, very paranoid.
David Sylvian
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I feel like that's how women feel in a way. You can get paranoid because everyone actually is a conspiracy to diminish your power.
Anna Biller
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The history of psychiatry rewrites itself so often that it almost resembles the self-serving chronicles of a totalitarian and slightly paranoid regime.
J. G. Ballard
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When things start becoming second nature, I get a little paranoid because I feel like maybe my craft isn't evolving. I get a lot of gratification when I do something that's really quick. Like if you've got someone who's really twitchy, like Lady Gaga. I have never in my life seen someone move that much in a chair. I said, "Look, your hair's knackered, you wear wigs all the time. Let's cut it off." It took 10 minutes.
Eugene Souleiman
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It used to be that I was always paranoid or a loser or something so there's usually something that you seem to associate yourself with at one time or another.
Colin Firth
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I couldn't tell if I was perspicacious or paranoid.
China Mieville
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If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.
John Green
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I wanna smoke pot, but I can't, cause I'm too paranoid.
Drew Barrymore
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Even a paranoid clock is being followed twice a day.
Dan Wells
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Someone will say to me, Oh that's so Jewish to interrupt. I say to myself, okay, is that code for you hate Jews? Or am I just being paranoid?
Jill Soloway
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Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go.
James Alan Gardner
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The paranoid fear of government is an extremist position, and every one of us ought to say that
Patricia Schroeder
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Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.
Mira Grant