Piers Quotes

Those we love can but walk down to the pier with us - the voyage we must make alone.

I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

Piers is always going on about how he hated Stowe. As if that solves everything, as if to hate something means it can't have affected you.

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.

You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan.

Al the povere peple tho pescoddes fetten; Benes and baken apples thei broghte in hir lappe, Chibolles and chervelles and ripe chiries manye, And profrede Piers this present to plese with Hunger.

I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.