Pints Quotes

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.

Every pint bottle should contain a quart.

There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.

He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.

Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art.