Plumber Quotes

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.

If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.

I wanted to be a plumber.

I never planned on being a plumber.

If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.

What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.'

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.

I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether its being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.