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Poop Quotes

1.
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain

Authors on Poop Quotes: Dana Gould Frank Zappa Alton Brown Robert Pattinson Jonah Goldberg Sara Cox Guy Kawasaki Angelina Jolie David Duchovny Oprah Winfrey Josh Duhamel Tom DeLonge Kendra Wilkinson Wayne Dyer Doug Stanhope Laura Schlessinger Julie Bowen Tom Robbins Mark Hoppus Wavy Gravy Keith Olbermann Dave Barry Kurt Cobain Tyler Posey Mark Salling Ted Nugent James Alan Gardner Craig Benzine Pat Paulsen Kurt Vonnegut Scott McNealy Jamie Lee Curtis Sandra Bullock
2.
you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Wavy Gravy

3.
If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day
Wayne Dyer

4.
Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
Mark Salling

5.
Everybody looks at their poop.
Oprah Winfrey

6.
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus

7.
Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.
Guy Kawasaki

8.
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana Gould

9.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey

10.
Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson

11.
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
Tom Robbins

12.
Ram it up your poop chute.
Frank Zappa

13.
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Dana Gould

14.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Craig Benzine

15.
I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
Robert Pattinson

16.
I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
David Duchovny

17.
Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].
Scott McNealy

18.
One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.
Keith Olbermann

19.
I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day.
Jamie Lee Curtis

20.
You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that.
Alton Brown

21.
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
Jonah Goldberg

22.
I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
Tom DeLonge

23.
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock

24.
My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.
Sara Cox

25.
They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?
Josh Duhamel

26.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
Dana Gould

27.
Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too.
Kurt Vonnegut

28.
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!
Angelina Jolie

29.
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
Pat Paulsen

30.
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
Julie Bowen

31.
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.
James Alan Gardner

32.
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
Doug Stanhope

33.
Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.
Laura Schlessinger

34.
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was.
Dave Barry

35.
I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
Ted Nugent