1.
I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Pablo Neruda
I can compose the most sorrowful paean this evening. I cherished her, and sometimes she reciprocated my affections.
2.
The Vietnamese people deeply love independence, freedom and peace. But in the face of United States aggression they have risen up, united as one man.
Ho Chi Minh
The Vietnamese population ardently cherishes autonomy, liberty and tranquility. Still, in response to US hostility they have coalesced as a single entity.
3.
Colored students at the University of Minnesota partying with (white) female students, smoking [marijuana] and getting their sympathy with stories of racial persecution. Result: pregnancy.
Harry J. Anslinger
Multicultural pupils at the University of Minnesota carousing with Caucasian coeds, using cannabis and obtaining their compassion through narratives of racial injustice. Consequence: maternity.
4.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
Pablo Neruda
I adore you like hidden things should be adored, in secrecy, between the darkness and the spirit.
5.
I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.
Queen Victoria
6.
I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.
Michel Odent
I generally assert that expectant mothers should not waste their valuable time perusing literature about pregnancy and delivery. Instead, they ought to gaze up at the moon and hum lullabies to their unborn child.
7.
if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
Johnny Depp
8.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'
Dean Martin
10.
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth as well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
Ina May Gaskin
11.
The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.
Seth Low
12.
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
13.
The wisdom and compassion a woman can intuitively experience in childbirth can make her a source of healing and understanding for other women.
Stephen Gaskin
14.
You can't be pregnant in leotards, and this is the last chance for us to get our bodies into the shape of concert dancers and capture it with the magic of film.
Patrick Swayze
15.
Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.
Art Linkletter
16.
Every day Saddam remains in power with chemical weapons, biological weapons, and the development of nuclear weapons is a day of danger for the United States.
Joe Lieberman
17.
It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.
Voltaire
18.
Piglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Winnie the Pooh: "You don't spell it...you feel it."
A. A. Milne
19.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
20.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers
21.
For far too many, pregnancy and birth is still something that happens to them rather than something they set out consciously and joyfully to do themselves
Sheila Kitzinger
22.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie Allen
23.
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
Danica McKellar
24.
Investigation may be likened to the long months of pregnancy, and solving a problem to the day of birth. To investigate a problem is, indeed, to solve it.
Mao Zedong
26.
Birth is about making mothers... strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength
Barbara Katz Rothman
27.
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
Erma Bombeck
28.
There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant.
H. Rap Brown
29.
Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30 years now, it's been a constitutionally guaranteed right
David Garrow
30.
Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Diablo Cody
31.
The truth is women use contraception not only as a way to prevent unintended pregnancies, but also to improve their health and the health of their families. Increased access to contraception is directly linked to declines in maternal and infant mortality.
Felicity Huffman
32.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Nora Ephron
33.
If we as a nation are to break the cycle of poverty, crime and the growing underclass of young people ill equipped to be productive citizens, we need to not only implement effective programs to prevent teen pregnancy, but we must also help those who have already given birth so that they become effective, nurturing, bonding parents.
Jane Fonda
34.
Youâll get over itâŠâ Itâs the clichĂ©s that cause the trouble. To lose someone you love is to alter your life for ever. You donât get over it because âitâ is the person you loved. The pain stops, there are new people, but the gap never closes. How could it? The particularness of someone who mattered enough to grieve over is not made anodyne by death. This hole in my heart is in the shape of you and no-one else can fit it. Why would I want them to?
Jeanette Winterson
36.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Jessica Simpson
37.
Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
Ina May Gaskin
38.
When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had to be a straight path
Catherine Gunsalus Gonzalez
39.
Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.
Haruki Murakami
40.
Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.
Robin Lim
41.
The development of a long-term sterilizing capsule that could be implanted under the skin and removed when pregnancy is desired opens additional possibilities for coercive fertility control. The capsule could be implanted at puberty and might be removable, with official permission, for a limited number of births.
John Holdren
42.
Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.
Maggie Scarf
43.
There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore de Balzac
44.
When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30
Melissa Joan Hart
45.
During my first pregnancy, I spent a lot of time worrying about how big I was getting and how I would lose it afterwards.
Tori Spelling
46.
The worst storyline Ive ever been involved in I wasnt involved in, because I was clever enough to get pregnant with my second child and they wrote me out and they replaced me with Christine Jones. And thank God - that was the worst storyline.
Erika Slezak
47.
I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.
Gisele Bundchen
48.
According to physiological law, all natural, normal functions of the body are achieved without peril or pain. Birth is a natural, normal physiological function for normal, healthy women and their healthy babies. It can, therefore, be inferred that healthy women, carrying healthy babies, can safely birth without peril or pain.
John Dye
49.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
50.
Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.
William Macneile Dixon