Rasputin Quotes

Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.

Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest.

Love was a terrible thing. You poisoned it and stabbed at it and knocked it down into the mud - well down - and it got up and staggered on, bleeding and muddy and awful. Like - like Rasputin.

There would be no Lenin without Rasputin.

I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.

It's very rare that someone gets the death penalty for charges of conspiracy, for his influence, for his Svengali-Rasputin act.

I’m assuming you’re as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. I’m not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I don’t make so many jokes. I never know when is good.

He’s like the Rasputin of reapers.