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Ridiculous Quotes

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Let me tell you now a man of my position can afford to look ridiculous at any time.
Randy Savage

I am in a position where I can permit myself to appear foolish at any time.
Authors on Ridiculous Quotes: Francois de La Rochefoucauld Jacob Zuma Kanye West Giuliana Rancic Fyodor Dostoevsky Henry Fielding Jane Austen Cassandra Clare John Lancaster Spalding Blaise Pascal Derek Landy George Bernard Shaw Socrates Kim Kardashian Marcus Aurelius William McDonough Thomas Bernhard Jules Renard Sherrilyn Kenyon Eugene Ionesco Michel de Montaigne Richard Dawkins Plato Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Richelle Mead Chris Pine Oliver Goldsmith Alice Hoffman Curtis Hanson Frederick Lenz Christian Bale Ralph Waldo Emerson Jerry Seinfeld
2.
Unless you are willing to do the ridiculous, God will not do the miraculous. When you have God, you don’t have to know everything about it; you just do it.
Mother Angelica

Unless you are ready to attempt the absurd, God will not manifest the astounding. When you have God, you don't need to comprehend everything concerning it; just take action.
3.
The clown has great importance as part of the search for what is laughable and ridiculous in man. We should put the emphasis on the rediscovery of our own individual clown, the one that has grown-up within us and which society does not allow us to express.
Jacques Lecoq

4.
The coming of the wireless era will make war impossible, because it will make war ridiculous.
Guglielmo Marconi

The dawn of the wireless age will render armed conflict inconceivable, as it will make warfare absurd.
5.
Me? Well, I don't know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I've never been a crook.
Jacob Zuma

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They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous, failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times. But it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed.
Chael Sonnen

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Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.
Cato the Elder

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My rule is, when you are unhappy, think about it. But when you're happy, don't. Why spoil it? You're probably happy for some ridiculous reason and you'd just spoil it to know it.
Richard P. Feynman

9.
A shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.
Jacob Zuma

10.
Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.
Moliere

11.
I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's a myth.
Barbra Streisand

12.
What caricature is in painting, burlesque is in writing; and in the same manner the comic writer and painter correlate to each other; as in the former, the painter seems to have the advantage, so it is in the latter infinitely on the side of the writer. For the monstrous is much easier to paint than describe, and the ridiculous to describe than paint.
Henry Fielding

13.
I've learned to not care. There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.
Kim Kardashian

14.
Perhaps it sounds ridiculous, but the best thing that young filmmakers should do is to get hold of a camera and some film and make a movie of any kind at all.
Stanley Kubrick

15.
You look ridiculous if you dance You look ridiculous if you don't dance So you might as well dance.
Gertrude Stein

16.
Only by chancing the ridiculous, can I hope for the sublime.
Jay DeFeo

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Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd.
China Mieville

18.
Nothing turns off an investor more than when an entrepreneur comes in with a ridiculous valuation.
Kevin Harrington

19.
...The people love him. So how can we condemn him?
Jacob Zuma

20.
It's better being completely ridiculous than unbelievably boring.
Marilyn Monroe

21.
Every time I make an American film I just trust the American director and American writer. Myself, I would never make this kind of film. For me, those kinds of films are ridiculous. They don't make sense.
Jackie Chan

22.
The Constitution is only there to regulate matters.
Jacob Zuma

23.
Is it not excessively ridiculous to seek the good opinion of those whom you would never wish to be like?
Saint John Chrysostom

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Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.
Fyodor Dostoevsky

25.
I think that most people think painters are kind of ridiculous, you know?
Roy Lichtenstein

26.
How ridiculous and how strange to be surprised at anything which happens in life
Marcus Aurelius

27.
How can I be a gangster, if I worked for the KGB? It is absolutely ridiculous.
Vladimir Putin

28.
I’m pleased with how ridiculous I am. I like me. Though I’m not a huge fan. I know when to switch me off.
Robert Plant

29.
You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.
Anton Szandor LaVey

30.
The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back.
Jacob Zuma

31.
The ANC is more important than the Constitution.
Jacob Zuma

32.
... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
Garrison Keillor

33.
Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing.
Frida Kahlo

34.
Here richly, with ridiculous display, The Politician's corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
Hilaire Belloc

35.
Anyone who reaches for great expression has to be careful of the ridiculous.
Yves Saint Laurent

36.
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality. What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect, so we never dare to ask the universe for it.
Jim Carrey

37.
I've been so ridiculous all my life that a little bit more or a little bit less hardly matters now.
Jean Rhys

38.
Everything is ultimately peculiar and ultimately ridiculous.
Thomas Ligotti

39.
Everything has two sides - the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn.
Olive Schreiner

40.
There is immeasurably more left inside than what comes out in words. Your thought, even a bad one, while it is with you, is always more profound, but in words it is more ridiculous and dishonorable.
Fyodor Dostoevsky

41.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
Mr. Krabs

42.
To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous.
Socrates

43.
I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.
Jean Shepherd

44.
When we were doing 'The Sopranos', I used to love that about it. There were rules, Mafia codes you had to go by, but the code is ridiculous. It's a code among sociopaths.
David Chase

45.
You can't just buy things for the label - it's ridiculous.
Roberto Cavalli

46.
I was going to come in and push you down the stairs.
Jennifer Lawrence

47.
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.
David Byrne

48.
Is it not, then, better to be ridiculous and friendly than clever and hostile?
Socrates

49.
Thats the way it is with poetry: When it is incomprehensible it seems profound, and when you understand it, it is only ridiculous.
Galway Kinnell

50.
It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful.
Henri Rousseau