1.
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.
Peter Drury
2.
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.
Jason Bateman
3.
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.
Patrick F. McManus
4.
Honor all living things, for we are of the stag, and the salmon, and the bee; so destroy not life, save it be to preserve your own.
Scott Cunningham
5.
My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.
Laura Schlessinger
6.
It's better to get the nutrients for healthy skin from food, not supplements. Salmon, walnuts, blueberries, spinach... lots of my favorite foods happen to be amazing for skin too.
Gail Simmons
7.
Grilled salmon and brown pasta works for me every time.
Steven Gerrard
8.
I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
Bob Saget
9.
All we want, whether we are honeybees, salmon, trash-collecting ants, ponderosa pines, coyotes, human beings, or stars, is to love and be loved, to be accepted, cherished, and celebrated simply for being who we are. Is that so very difficult?
Derrick Jensen
10.
Yes, cider and tinned salmon are the staple diet of the agricultural classes.
Evelyn Waugh
11.
Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so much salmon at these weddings, twice a year I get this urge to swim upstream.
David Nicholls
12.
There are some achievements which are never done in the presence of those who hear of them. Catching salmon is one, and working all night is another.
Anthony Trollope
14.
You ain't supposed to get salmon when they're swimming upstream to spawn. But if you're hungry, you do.
Loretta Lynn
16.
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.
Jim Carrey
17.
Let me pose you a question. Can farm-raised salmon be organic when its feed has nothing to do with its natural diet, even if the feed itself is supposedly organic, and the fish themselves are packed tightly in pens, swimming in their own filth?
Mark Bittman
19.
I fell in love with you again; While you were away - Jack Salmon
Alice Sebold
20.
There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.
Daniel Handler
21.
My name is Salmon, like the fish; first name, Susie. I was fourteen when I was murdered.
Alice Sebold
23.
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
Eddie Izzard
24.
When I was five, I am told, and asked what my favorite things in the world were, I answered, smoked salmon and Bach.
Oliver Sacks
26.
I don't know what art is, but I do know what it isn't. And it isn't someone walking around with a salmon over his shoulder or embroidering the name of everyone they have slept with on the inside of a tent.
Brian Sewell
27.
A solid man of Boston; A comfortable man with dividends, And the first salmon and the first green peas.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
28.
If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
Harold Wilson
29.
I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
Danny Pudi
30.
I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice.
Britney Spears
31.
We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs, and we are doing a new process of mass marking with these fish so we can tell the wild fish from the hatchery fish.
Norm Dicks
32.
He had been my almost. My might-have-been. I was afraid of what I wanted most - His kiss. Still, I collected kiss stories. -Susie Salmon
Alice Sebold
33.
A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.
Jorge Cruise
34.
I just try to stick to clean foods, anything grilled like salmon, chicken, fish, brown rice, and veggies. I do have a really big sweet tooth, so I try to curb my cravings with fruit instead.
Katherine Webb
35.
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
Dov Davidoff
37.
I left home at the correct time but when I was riding along near the hatchery, the crew was separating some salmon, I guess I just got distraught, watching them.
Lois Lowry
39.
I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.
Donald Sinden
40.
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
Scott Adams