Sanjaya Malakar Quotes

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I don't eat sugary cereal.