1.
I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.
Sanjaya Malakar
2.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Sanjaya Malakar
3.
I didn't know people had that much water in them!
Sanjaya Malakar
4.
I just wanted to sing on TV.
Sanjaya Malakar
5.
I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.
Sanjaya Malakar
6.
Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!
Sanjaya Malakar
7.
How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.
Sanjaya Malakar
8.
I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.
Sanjaya Malakar
9.
I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.
Sanjaya Malakar
10.
I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.
Sanjaya Malakar
11.
Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.
Sanjaya Malakar
12.
Sour patch kids gone wild.
Sanjaya Malakar
13.
I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
Sanjaya Malakar
14.
I don't eat sugary cereal.
Sanjaya Malakar
