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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.
Molly Ivins
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I stand with Charlie Hebdo, as we all must, to defend the art of satire.
Salman Rushdie
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Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
Tom Lehrer
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Satire is people as they are; romanticism, people as they would like to be; realism, people as they seem with their insides left out.
Dawn Powell
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How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.
Mel Smith
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
Molly Ivins
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All the satires of the stage should be viewed without discomfort. They are public mirrors, where we are never to admit that we seeourselves; one admits to a fault when one is scandalized by its censure.
Moliere
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It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control.
Dario Fo
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When dunces are satiric, I take it for a panegyric.
Jonathan Swift
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If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.
John Cusack
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One easily bears moral reproof, but never mockery.
Moliere
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If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.
Gore Vidal
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Satire is not a social dynamite. But it is a social indicator: it shows that new men are knocking at the door.
Jacob Bronowski
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All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay.
Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Theodor Adorno
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You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't.
Michael Moore
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Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.
Carroll O'Connor
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The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.
Tom Lehrer
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It is difficult not to write satire.
Juvenal
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Satire is what closes Saturday night.
Juvenal
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The modern form of things had begun to appeal to me, also (as material for satire) politics, and the lives of the great and little, high up in the social scale.
Laurence Housman
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Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that's scarcely felt or seen.
Mary Wortley Montagu
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A little wit and a great deal of ill-nature will furnish a man for satire; but the greatest instance of wit is to commend well.
John Tillotson
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Satire or sense, alas! Can Sporus feel? Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
Alexander Pope
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In general satire, every man perceives A slight attack, yet neither fears nor grieves.
George Crabbe
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I like the George Romero films, which were really great, social satire movies; really twisted.
John Cusack
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The Irish and British, they love satire, its a large part of the culture.
Ben Nicholson
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Satirists do expose their own ill nature.
Isaac Watts
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If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
Barry Humphries
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A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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In the present state of the world it is difficult not to write lampoons.
Juvenal
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I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.
Tracey Ullman
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Lampoons, like squibs, may make a present blaze; but time and thunder pay respect to bays.
Edmund Waller
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Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.
Herb Caen
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Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.
Josh Billings
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A satirist, often in danger himself, has the bravery of knowing that to withhold wit's conjecture is to endanger the species.
Penelope Gilliatt
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Verse satire indeed is entirely our own.
Quintilian
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What is a miracle?--'Tis a reproach, 'Tis an implicit satire on mankind; And while it satisfies, it censures too.
Edward Young
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satire is a wrapping of exaggeration around a core of reality.
Barbara Tuchman
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Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
Alice Cooper