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Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.
Michael Savage
2.
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
Jack Whitehall
3.
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
Colin Baker
5.
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A. P. Herbert
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Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.
George Bernard Shaw
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Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.
Lord Byron
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
Mike Myers
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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney
10.
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
Otto von Bismarck
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If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
Arsene Wenger
12.
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.
Harlan Coben
13.
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
Wayne Rooney
14.
Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
Hillary Clinton
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I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.
Adolf Hitler
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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
Boris Johnson
17.
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.
Lou Reed
18.
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.
Peter Molyneux
19.
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.
Diana Gabaldon
20.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Vivian Stanshall
21.
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
Eugene Field
22.
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.
Alvin Toffler
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We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
Marcy Kaptur
24.
There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.
Otto von Bismarck
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He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.
Henry James
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Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.
Miller Barber
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Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.
Don Murray
30.
I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
Frances Trollope
32.
A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.
Oliverio Girondo
33.
I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after all.
Jessamyn West
34.
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.
Adam Rex
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Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Dean Koontz
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I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual sausage factory. I wanted to do something not on the main course, and chose the environment.
Bjorn Lomborg
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Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.
Otto von Bismarck
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I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.
Tristan MacManus
39.
Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up.
Donald Rumsfeld
40.
We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.
Seth Rogen
41.
I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else.
Joe Eszterhas
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So if it resonates with fans - and that's always the bottom line, fans have the final say - then I'm sure we'll see more of it. I'd be honored to do it. I saw the first one today, and I cracked up. I literally laughed out loud. I saw how the sausage was made, and I still laughed.
Phil Morris
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No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
Maureen Johnson
44.
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat!
Jonathan Safran Foer
45.
Seth [Rogen] and Evan [Goldberg] finally convinced a company to finance the film [ Sausage Party] and Sony to distribute it.
David Krumholtz
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The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage.
Ernst Toller
47.
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
Natalia Tena
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When we think of memetic culture, it is the sausage factory of the old days.
Christopher Poole
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I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.
Jeremy Clarkson
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There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can trumpet it all I want, but it's just that good. It's a really layered film [Sausage Party], strangely enough.
David Krumholtz