Sausage Quotes

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.

A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after all.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat!

Seth [Rogen] and Evan [Goldberg] finally convinced a company to finance the film [ Sausage Party] and Sony to distribute it.

The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage.

When we think of memetic culture, it is the sausage factory of the old days.

I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.

I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.

There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can trumpet it all I want, but it's just that good. It's a really layered film [Sausage Party], strangely enough.

Everyone from Canada and from here contributed [to the Sausage Party] - it truly is, like, every market.

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual sausage factory. I wanted to do something not on the main course, and chose the environment.

Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.

Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up.

We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.