Scott Disick Quotes

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!