1.
Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.
Shirley Chisholm
Enormous quantities of aptitude are squandered to our culture simply because that skill dons a dress.
2.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Dorothy Parker
If you dress provocatively, the revelers will flock to you.
3.
A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.
Harry Styles
4.
Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.
Reem Acra
5.
Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt
Rachel Caine
6.
A naked woman is less dangerous than one who spreads her skirt skillfully to cover and exhibit everything at once.
Honore de Balzac
8.
Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly I well know whither, And rest I well know where.
Robert Bridges
9.
Channeling my inner bohemian in a maxi print skirt and textured denim jacket.
Lubov Azria
10.
The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.
Naomi Campbell
12.
Personally I really like to see when a woman can put together a super fresh everyday look that is not over done or anything. It just makes me feel like she's really something and she knows she doesn't have to have on the super tight skirt.
Pusha T
13.
What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.
Sarah Vaughan
14.
Honestly, my personality is cool and easy-going. But once I started wearing skirts and put on some make up, I transform into that sexy kind of person.
Park Bom
15.
It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs
Anna Kournikova
16.
If my life were not a dangerous, painful experiment, if I did not constantly skirt the abyss and feel the void under my feet, my life would have no meaning and I would not have been able to write anything.
Hermann Hesse
17.
Style a classic pencil skirt with on-trend prints to end the week in style.
Lubov Azria
18.
When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.
James Laver
19.
Start the week with a striking indigo skirt paired with an embroidered suede moto jacket.
Lubov Azria
20.
I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.
Michael Kors
21.
What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.
Ruta Sepetys
22.
Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.
David Sedaris
25.
Does a rake deserve to possess anything of worth, since he chases everything in skirts and then imagines he can successfully hide his shame by slandering [women in general]?
Christine de Pizan
26.
Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave; plausibility clings to her skirts and holds her back till then
James Russell Lowell
27.
And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.
Catherynne M. Valente
28.
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
Mariella Frostrup
29.
I love the mid-length skirt. That's really appropriate, you can wear that in many different day occasions.
Olivia Palermo
30.
There's a reason hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't move very far in them.
Jessica Brown Findlay
31.
I try not to respond with a pep talk, such as, "Everyone has talent, just try, you'll see." I skirt those kinds of answers.
Jerry Pinkney
32.
If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.
Heather Mills
33.
It is all very well for so-called sensible people to recommend flat heels and short skirts, but most of us prefer not to be sensible.
Anna Held
34.
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
Mandy Moore
35.
Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.
Jonathan Stroud
36.
It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
Eddie Izzard
38.
Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.
Scott McClanahan
39.
You should always have a pencil skirt. I think knees are the ugliest part of anybody's anatomy, so I'd look for ones that hit at the knee or right below.
Annabel Tollman
40.
You don’t have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!
Stephenie Meyer
41.
We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I got embarrassed and excited at the same time.
Rich Fulcher
42.
In some remote regions of Islam it is said, a woman caught unveiled by a stranger will raise her skirt to cover her face.
Raymond Mortimer
43.
I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you? No, she probably wouldn't. Wrath and Beth
J.R. Ward
45.
We will live to see the day that St. Patrick's Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to the skirt that he has on.
Gloria Steinem
46.
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
Adam Selzer
47.
I'm used to a lot of love scenes. I'm used to something that requires me to kick up my heels and wink-wink, flirt-flirt with a twirl of my skirt.
Sarah Shahi
48.
Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say that?” “Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?
Ruta Sepetys
49.
Whatever power there is in the urban pictures is bound to the closeness with which they skirt banality. For a shot to be good — suggestive of more than just
what it is — it has to come perilously near being bad, just a view of stuff.
Robert Adams
50.
Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.
Seth Grahame-Smith