1.
Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.
Shirley Chisholm
Enormous quantities of aptitude are squandered to our culture simply because that skill dons a dress.
2.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Dorothy Parker
If you dress provocatively, the revelers will flock to you.
3.
A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.
Harry Styles
4.
Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.
Reem Acra
6.
Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt
Rachel Caine
7.
A naked woman is less dangerous than one who spreads her skirt skillfully to cover and exhibit everything at once.
Honore de Balzac
8.
Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly I well know whither, And rest I well know where.
Robert Bridges
9.
Channeling my inner bohemian in a maxi print skirt and textured denim jacket.
Lubov Azria
10.
The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.
Naomi Campbell
12.
Personally I really like to see when a woman can put together a super fresh everyday look that is not over done or anything. It just makes me feel like she's really something and she knows she doesn't have to have on the super tight skirt.
Pusha T
13.
What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.
Sarah Vaughan
14.
Honestly, my personality is cool and easy-going. But once I started wearing skirts and put on some make up, I transform into that sexy kind of person.
Park Bom
15.
It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs
Anna Kournikova
16.
Style a classic pencil skirt with on-trend prints to end the week in style.
Lubov Azria
17.
If my life were not a dangerous, painful experiment, if I did not constantly skirt the abyss and feel the void under my feet, my life would have no meaning and I would not have been able to write anything.
Hermann Hesse
18.
When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.
James Laver
19.
Start the week with a striking indigo skirt paired with an embroidered suede moto jacket.
Lubov Azria
20.
I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.
Michael Kors
21.
Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.
David Sedaris
22.
What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.
Ruta Sepetys
23.
Does a rake deserve to possess anything of worth, since he chases everything in skirts and then imagines he can successfully hide his shame by slandering [women in general]?
Christine de Pizan
26.
Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave; plausibility clings to her skirts and holds her back till then
James Russell Lowell
27.
I love the mid-length skirt. That's really appropriate, you can wear that in many different day occasions.
Olivia Palermo
28.
And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.
Catherynne M. Valente
29.
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
Mariella Frostrup
30.
I try not to respond with a pep talk, such as, "Everyone has talent, just try, you'll see." I skirt those kinds of answers.
Jerry Pinkney
31.
There's a reason hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't move very far in them.
Jessica Brown Findlay
32.
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
Mandy Moore
33.
Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.
Jonathan Stroud
34.
It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
Eddie Izzard
36.
If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.
Heather Mills
37.
It is all very well for so-called sensible people to recommend flat heels and short skirts, but most of us prefer not to be sensible.
Anna Held
38.
I'm used to a lot of love scenes. I'm used to something that requires me to kick up my heels and wink-wink, flirt-flirt with a twirl of my skirt.
Sarah Shahi
39.
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
Adam Selzer
40.
Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say that?” “Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?
Ruta Sepetys
41.
Whatever power there is in the urban pictures is bound to the closeness with which they skirt banality. For a shot to be good — suggestive of more than just
what it is — it has to come perilously near being bad, just a view of stuff.
Robert Adams
42.
It can be the level of sexual assault is relatively low. What was described on the plane by Ms. Leeds, it would very likely satisfy that definition. She said that he reached under her skirt and fondled and groped her. That type of thing would satisfy the definition for sexual assault.
Megyn Kelly
43.
And would it have been worth it, after all, Would it have been worth while, After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets, After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor - And this, and so much more? -
T. S. Eliot
44.
Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.
Seth Grahame-Smith
45.
I do sillier things sober, to be honest. I'm quite a silly person. Freya pulled my skirt up in a shop other day, I could've killed her - not literally, of course. But that was her not me.
Donna Air
46.
Forgetting takes space./Forgotten matters displace/as much anything else as/anything else. We must/skirt unlabeled crates/as thought it made sense/and take them when we go/to other states.
Kay Ryan
47.
For me emancipation will only be truly reached if a woman can wear makeup and skirts without having her abilities doubted as a result.
Kristina Schroder
48.
A query letter should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything, but short enough to be exciting.
Andrea Brown
49.
Hairstyles change, and skirt lengths, and slang, but high school administrations? Never.
Stephen King
50.
Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.
Scott McClanahan