Skirts Quotes

Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.

Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.

A naked woman is less dangerous than one who spreads her skirt skillfully to cover and exhibit everything at once.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

A woman knows a skirt-chaser.

Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly I well know whither, And rest I well know where.

Channeling my inner bohemian in a maxi print skirt and textured denim jacket.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline.

Personally I really like to see when a woman can put together a super fresh everyday look that is not over done or anything. It just makes me feel like she's really something and she knows she doesn't have to have on the super tight skirt.

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.

Honestly, my personality is cool and easy-going. But once I started wearing skirts and put on some make up, I transform into that sexy kind of person.

It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

If my life were not a dangerous, painful experiment, if I did not constantly skirt the abyss and feel the void under my feet, my life would have no meaning and I would not have been able to write anything.

Style a classic pencil skirt with on-trend prints to end the week in style.

I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.

Start the week with a striking indigo skirt paired with an embroidered suede moto jacket.

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

Killer skirt, deadly legs.

Does a rake deserve to possess anything of worth, since he chases everything in skirts and then imagines he can successfully hide his shame by slandering [women in general]?

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave; plausibility clings to her skirts and holds her back till then

I love the mid-length skirt. That's really appropriate, you can wear that in many different day occasions.

And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.

I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.

I try not to respond with a pep talk, such as, "Everyone has talent, just try, you'll see." I skirt those kinds of answers.

There's a reason hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't move very far in them.

It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.

The hours trip rapidly away, hiding their dreams in their skirts.

If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.

It is all very well for so-called sensible people to recommend flat heels and short skirts, but most of us prefer not to be sensible.

I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.

Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.

A query letter should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything, but short enough to be exciting.

Hairstyles change, and skirt lengths, and slang, but high school administrations? Never.

Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.

You should always have a pencil skirt. I think knees are the ugliest part of anybody's anatomy, so I'd look for ones that hit at the knee or right below.

You don’t have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!

We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I got embarrassed and excited at the same time.

In some remote regions of Islam it is said, a woman caught unveiled by a stranger will raise her skirt to cover her face.

I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you? No, she probably wouldn't. Wrath and Beth

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

We will live to see the day that St. Patrick's Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to the skirt that he has on.

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

I'm used to a lot of love scenes. I'm used to something that requires me to kick up my heels and wink-wink, flirt-flirt with a twirl of my skirt.

Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say that?” “Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?