Smoking Quotes

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.

If you say to yourself 'It's difficult to get up in the morning', 'It's hard to cease smoking', then you are already using hypnotic suggestions on yourself

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage young people from taking up this deadly habit and the resources they provide have helped numerous smokers quit.

I wouldnt mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking.

Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

For a woman, le smoking is an indispensable garment with which she finds herself continually in fashion, because it is about style, not fashion. Fashions come and go, but style is forever.

If it's good enough for beagles, it's good enough for me.

I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,'' I'd reply, ''so I can go on drinking and smoking!''

Smoking is the now the principal avoidable cause of premature death in Britain. It hits the worst off people hardest of all. Smoking is one of the principal causes of the health gap which leads to poorer people being ill more often and dying sooner.

If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Scientists have demonstrated that dramatic, positive changes can occur in our lives as a direct result of facing an extreme challenge - whether it's coping with a serious illness, daring to quit smoking, or dealing with depression. Researchers call this 'post-traumatic growth.'

We discovered that if your friend's friend's friend gained weight, you gained weight. We discovered that if your friend's friend's friend stopped smoking, you stopped smoking. And we discovered that if your friend's friend's friend became happy, you became happy.

Originality is not doing something no one else has ever done, but doing what has been done countless times with new life, new breath.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

This vice brings in one hundred million francs in taxes every year. I will certainly forbid it at once - as soon as you can name a virtue that brings in as much revenue.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

[To a priest who smoked:] What a shame for a man to dress like a saint and smell like a devil!