1.
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.
John Cena
2.
Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
Howard Hughes
3.
Daytime soap operas, which I used to adore, have been declining in quality and importance for over a decade, and I gradually stopped monitoring them.
Camille Paglia
4.
I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream.
Greta Garbo
5.
I don't use no cologne, none of that. I just use cocoa butter and that's it. Everything I need is natural besides going to the shower and taking soap and shampoo and conditioner.
DJ Khaled
6.
Advertisement is an absolute necessity of modern life, and if it can be made beautiful as well as obvious, so much the better for the makers of soap and the public who are likely to wash.
Aubrey Beardsley
7.
Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
Andy Borowitz
8.
Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.
William Osler
9.
I wash with my own soap-wear my own perfume...got to bed on my own sheets... have my own food products. I live on me.
Pierre Cardin
10.
Zen is like soap. First you wash with it, and then you wash off the soap.
Yamaoka Tesshu
11.
I am like a child who blows up a bubble of soap. At first the bubble is very small, but it is already spherical. Then the child blows the bubble up very softly, until he is afraid that it will burst.
Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot
12.
There is no water and still less soap. We have no city, but lots of hope.
Mary Pope Osborne
13.
The instruction of the foolish is a waste of knowledge; soap cannot wash charcoal white.
Kabir
14.
There’s no shame about any honest calling; don’t be afraid of soiling your hands, there’s plenty of soap to be had.
Charles Spurgeon
15.
Politics in a democratic society should not be treated like a baseball game, a game show or a soap opera. The times are too serious for that.
Bernie Sanders
16.
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.
Terry Pratchett
17.
A pioneer is not someone who makes her own soap. She is one who takes up her burdens and walks toward the future.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
18.
Her perfume or soap or whatever it was reminded him of sandalwood and something else. Oh, right...orgasms.
J.R. Ward
20.
An unemployed electrician,whom I had been taunting with my reminder of how much richer I was, leaned forward and said:'What are your qualifications? I know exactly what your qualifications are.You bent over in the shower to pick up some soap at Eton and Harrow, like all the rest of them.
Auberon Waugh
21.
In the 1990s, we were certain that Saddam Hussein had a nuclear arsenal. In fact, his factories could barely make soap.
Fareed Zakaria
22.
How many evangelism programs have you encountered in which sharing the gospel assumes no relationship with the customer and Jesus is sold like soap?
Reggie McNeal
23.
They're getting me involved in intrigue again, and I think it follows a classic formula in a soap opera.
Michael Zaslow
24.
Ironically, that was quite a bit of the appeal of Rumours. It's equally interesting on a musical level and as a soap opera.
Lindsey Buckingham
25.
Soap, a cleaning product, can be made from decay.
Leonardo Drew
26.
Ports are necessities, like postage stamps or soap, but they seldom seem to care what impressions they make.
Elizabeth Bishop
27.
Soap opera seems to be a dirty word, but actually they are the most popular shows we have.
Dan Stevens
28.
It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy.
Corbin Bernsen
30.
The press mainly want to destroy a program by revealing what's coming up. For some reason, soaps like doing that.
Hugh Bonneville
31.
New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.
Frank Lloyd Wright
32.
Even the Beatles lived their lives as a soap opera.
Chris Lowe
33.
The Holocaust is not a cheap soap opera. The Holocaust is not a romantic novel. It is something else.
Elie Wiesel
34.
I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother.
Bob Edwards
35.
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
Jerry Seinfeld
36.
The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of noonday soap opera.
Stefan Kanfer
37.
Soap, gloves, isolating patients, not reusing needles and quarantining the contacts of the ill - in theory it should be very easy to contain Ebola
Peter Piot
39.
In religion all words are dirty words. Anybody who gets eloquent about Buddha, or God, or Christ, ought to have his mouth washed out with carbolic soap.
Aldous Huxley
40.
I inherited good skin from my mother, and I stay away from soap, which dries it out.
Raquel Welch
41.
I've always said, I prefer the opera to the soap - those extreme characters and circumstances.
Anthony Geary
42.
I started with commercials - for shampoo, pancakes, insurance, Volvo. I did a Lux soap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker. And I got a role in an indie film called Satellite that did well in festivals.
Stephanie Szostak
43.
Why are homosexuals addicted to soap opera? Because our lives are a vivid situation.
Don DeLillo
44.
The SOAP stack is generally regarded as an embarrassing failure these days.
Tim Bray
45.
I kind of went into soap opera with 'General Hospital' in the '80s. It's like theater because every day it's a new script, which really doesn't have a beginning, middle or end like a play or a movie script. So you have to be on your toes and bring it every day. And you have to be spontaneous, which is really how I like to work.
Jack Wagner
46.
Nobody's ever tried the peace thing, ... We are selling it like soap.
John Lennon
47.
My first offer was when I was 12, and it was for a soap opera. And I turned it down because I knew that I was an unformed actor, and I didn't want to develop bad habits.
Claire Danes
49.
I was never one to stand on a soap box and say, "This is how you need to live your life!" It was never about that.
Milo Ventimiglia
50.
Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
Andy Rooney