1.
The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.
Stan Freberg
2.
Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
Stan Freberg
3.
Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.
Stan Freberg
4.
Most folks call them green onions, but
they're really scallions.
Stan Freberg
5.
You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it!
Stan Freberg
6.
All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!
Stan Freberg
7.
Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!
Stan Freberg
