1.
Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical for the thing to pass.
Jonathan Gruber
Concealment of information is a major benefit for politicians. Name it the naivete of the American electorate or whatever, but essentially, that was really, really crucial for the matter to prevail.
2.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
Unknown
Theology was created when the first charlatan encountered the first sap.
3.
Capitalism, Socialism, Fascism, Communism, the Free-Market .... What good are these approaches for? These attempts are made by men who are cerebral insufficient. I'm trying to give you back your brain, which they took away from you in schools and in your upbringing. I'm trying to show you how the world works. So if you want a better world, you have to get up off your ass and make it better
Jacque Fresco
4.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Jaggi Vasudev
The hallmark of acumen is that you continually ponder. Dullards are always completely certain of every single thing they are doing in their life.
5.
As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
Andy Borowitz
6.
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
Voltaire
7.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
8.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Stephen Hawking
9.
I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.
Mitt Romney
10.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke
13.
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Heinrich Heine
14.
The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
Chanakya
15.
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
George Carlin
17.
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler
18.
At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
Alcuin
19.
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
Andy Borowitz
20.
I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.
Mitt Romney
22.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
23.
A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.
Heinrich Heine
24.
In a free society, one does not have to deal with those who are irrational. One is free to avoid them.
Ayn Rand
25.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
George Carlin
26.
I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.
Mitt Romney
27.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
George Carlin
29.
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
George Carlin
30.
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
Mitt Romney
31.
I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.
William Congreve
33.
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
George Carlin
34.
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.
Mitt Romney
35.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane
36.
The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.
Alexander Pope
37.
I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.
Mitt Romney
38.
We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.
Mitt Romney
42.
When people all wear the same thing, people notice. They aren't stupid. People don't go, "Oh, you can see right through them!"
Nicholas Thorburn
44.
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
Bruce Coville
45.
I think the best answer is as little as possible.
Mitt Romney
47.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
George Carlin