Stupid People Quotes

Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical for the thing to pass.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

Capitalism, Socialism, Fascism, Communism, the Free-Market .... What good are these approaches for? These attempts are made by men who are cerebral insufficient. I'm trying to give you back your brain, which they took away from you in schools and in your upbringing. I'm trying to show you how the world works. So if you want a better world, you have to get up off your ass and make it better

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

There are more fools in the world than there are people.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

What luck for rulers that men do not think.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

In a free society, one does not have to deal with those who are irrational. One is free to avoid them.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

I'm allergic to stupidity.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.

We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.

Hooray for most things!

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.

I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.

Stupid people are dangerous.

Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

Actually, I didn't say that.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

When people all wear the same thing, people notice. They aren't stupid. People don't go, "Oh, you can see right through them!"

Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

I think the best answer is as little as possible.