1.
As soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee.
Gerard Way
As soon as I walk into a Starbucks I remove my shades. I desire to be acknowledged and I desire complimentary coffee.
2.
Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty
Karl Lagerfeld
Spectacles are like cosmetics: They make all appear more youthful and attractive.
3.
Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.
Bob Dylan
Sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and maintain a facade.
4.
Don't be afraid to show your light.. If it ends up being too much for people.. tell them to wear sunglasses!
Gabrielle Roth
Don't be scared to exhibit your brilliance.. If it's too much for some people.. advise them to don shades!
5.
I think sometimes when you want attention you can wear sunglasses and people are like "Who is that?"
Katerina Graham
I believe occasionally when you desire focus, donning shades can prompt others to ponder 'Who's that person?'
6.
Sunglasses always hide a multitude of sins. Sunglasses and a great pair of heels can turn most outfits around.
Victoria Beckham
Eyewear can conceal a plethora of transgressions. Stylish spectacles and fabulous footwear can transform most ensembles.
7.
I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go.
Al Pacino
I'm now so timid I don my shades wherever I venture.
8.
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
Demetri Martin
I don my shades to give me the air of a luxury vehicle.
10.
I believe that there is a silver lining in everything, and once you begin to see it, you'll need sunglasses to combat the glare.
Sophia Amoruso
11.
Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on.
Alison Goldfrapp
12.
I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye. But I can't look into the eyes of everyone who wants to look into mine; I can't emotionally cope with that kind of volume. Sunglasses are part of my armor.
Jack Nicholson
14.
I never go out during the day without sunglasses.
Tory Burch
15.
The whole world, myself included, seem to have one thing in common; we're just a crowd of people who don't really fit in anywhere attempting to convince one another that we do. I guess I'll put my sunglasses on and pretend, like everyone else, that I too belong here.
Andrew McMahon
16.
I walk around with a hat, sunglasses, and sunscreen all the time.
Marcia Cross
17.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
Demetri Martin
18.
After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.
Carrie-Anne Moss
19.
Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.
Lexa Doig
20.
A man can never have too many pairs of sunglasses or too many guitars.
Richie Sambora
21.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson
24.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Robert Rubin
25.
Uggs. I think they're ugly. And I think big sunglasses are kind of overrated. I like big sunglasses but not those huge, round ones.
Justin Bieber
26.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Larry David
27.
I must have something to engross my thoughts, some object in life which will fill this vacuum, and prevent this sad wearing away of the heart.
Elizabeth Blackwell
28.
The only reason we wore sunglasses onstage was because we couldn't stand the sight of the audience.
John Cale
29.
One product that you can never go wrong with is sunglasses because they are easy to misplace. I always get a couple of pairs every year.
Jessica Szohr
30.
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
Sparky Anderson
31.
I adore wearing gems, but not because they are mine. You can't possess radiance, you can only admire it.
Elizabeth Taylor
32.
The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said.
Kurt Vonnegut
33.
Forty pictures I was in, and all I remember is 'What kind of bra will you be wearing today, honey?' That was always the area of big decision - from the neck to the navel.
Donna Reed
34.
To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.
Demetri Martin
35.
Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them.
Daphne Guinness
36.
It's important to accessorise. I always turn to the scarves, hats and sunglasses. But wearing too many accessories at once can look very bad.
Kate Moss
37.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Bob Monkhouse
38.
Trouble travels fast / When you're specially designed for crash testing / Or wearing wool sunglasses in the afternoon.
Jack Johnson
39.
If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better.
Hugh Prather
40.
Under the pink Harlequin sunglasses strawberry dangling charms, and sugar-frosted eyeshadow she was really almost beautiful.
Francesca Lia Block
41.
You don't need sunglasses inside a building in the middle of the night.
Jimmy Heath
42.
Thank you for caring for my brother." He took his sunglasses off. And looked at her with total adoration.
J.R. Ward
43.
[In London] there was definitely less need to wear my big sunglasses.
Scarlett Johansson
44.
I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.
Ron White
45.
I have been wearing black, which was a reaction to the Ginger thing. But now I have hopes and I can be anything. Tomorrow I might be naked with a feather boa, who knows?
Geri Halliwell
47.
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
Steven Cojocaru
48.
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
Jessica Alba
49.
Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?
Pat Conroy
50.
I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.
Lisa Marie Presley