1.
They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.
Al Capone
They cannot extract lawful levies from illicit funds.
2.
On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.
Molly Ivins
3.
It cannot be good to tax the Americans... You will lose more than you gain.
Thomas Hutchinson
4.
Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.
Meyer Lansky
5.
Higher taxes never reduce the deficit. Governments spend whatever they take in and then whatever they can get away with.
Milton Friedman
6.
The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers - she needed a tax break.
Eva Longoria
8.
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
9.
We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.
Jeff Rich
10.
Politics is very much like taxes - everybody is against them, or everybody is for them as long as they don't apply to him
Fiorello H. La Guardia
11.
As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.
Jim Ramstad
12.
Republicans will not be reduced to being the tax collectors for the Obama economy.
Mitch McConnell
14.
No nation in history has ever survived a tax burden that reached a third of its national income.
Ronald Reagan
15.
It's really American to avoid paying taxes, legally.
Lindsey Graham
16.
Trickle-down did not work. It got us into the mess we were in, in 2008 and 2009. Slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn’t worked. And a lot of really smart, wealthy people know that. And they are saying, hey, we need to do more to make the contributions we should be making to rebuild the middle class.
Hillary Clinton
17.
I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.
Richard Pryor
18.
The tax code is 10 times the size of the Bible with none of the good news.
Paul Ryan
19.
In other words, governments do not collect taxes to provide services, they provide services as an excuse to collect taxes.
Richard J. Maybury
20.
"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.
Robert Menzies
21.
We didn't think taxes ought to go up. They ought to go down. We didn't think the census ought to be weakened.
Pete du Pont
22.
A lot of really smart, wealthy people know that [slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn't worked.]
Donald Trump
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Men at a distance, who have admired our systems of government unfounded in nature, are apt to accuse the rulers, and say that taxes have been assessed too high and collected too rigidly.
Henry Knox
24.
You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.
Ronald Reagan
25.
The surest thing in the world is not death and taxes, it's death and eternity. Yet, we're so unconcerned.
Leonard Ravenhill
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It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
Will Rogers
27.
Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector
Frank Serpico
29.
If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
Ray Romano
30.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Mark Twain
31.
The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.
Rob Portman
32.
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
Dave Barry
34.
Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.
Max Baucus
36.
You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime.
Barack Obama
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Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product
Robert Stephens
38.
There are some Republicans who say that any time you raise new revenue, you have to have a tax cut to match it. I am not one of those Republicans.
Jeff Flake
39.
Inflation is a form of tax, a tax that we all collectively must pay.
Henry Hazlitt
40.
The only way you get Americans to notice anything is to tax them or draft them or kill them.
John Irving
41.
If you want more of something, subsidize it; if you want less of something, tax it.
Ronald Reagan
42.
When it comes to understanding others, we rarely tax our imaginations.
Lawrence Hill
43.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
Sam Levenson
44.
Let's tell the truth. Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did.
Walter F. Mondale
45.
I come from Cuba. Taxes for me are no big thing.
Tony Oliva
46.
I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on innumeracy.
Daniel Tammet
47.
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
Mark Twain
49.
We're going to start making things again in America. As part of our plan to bring back our jobs, we're going to lower our business tax from 35 percent to 15 tax, the biggest since Ronald Reagan.
Donald Trump