Tiles Quotes

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.

Unhappiness doesn't grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won't fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man's doing.

I think the comic that's gotten me the most feedback is actually the one about the stoplights. Noticing when the stoplights are in sync, or calculating the length of your strides between floor tiles - normal people notice that kind of stuff, but a certain kind of person will do some calculations.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

Rent-a-tile' means when you go to a dance hall, some people take the middle of the dance floor and do their thing.

You can't climb a tile wall.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Noticing when the stoplights are in sync, or calculating the length of your strides between floor tiles - normal people notice that kind of stuff, but a certain kind of person will do some calculations.