Tofu Quotes

I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.

I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops.

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in.

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli.

Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor.

The beautiful memories of tofu from when I was young

I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge.

The figure of the enthusiast who has just discovered jogging or a new way to fix tofu can be said to stand or, more accurately, to tremble on the threshold of conversion, as the representative American

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine on tofu and asparagus with me!

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows!

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu.

I can’t be sure, of course, but I’d compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. - Edward Cullen

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.