Ulcers Quotes

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

I had a tight stomach all the time. I actually developed ulcers. I've learned better than to put all that internal pressure on myself.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their ulcers.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

There are many other possibilities more enlightening than the struggle to become the local doctor's most affluent ulcer case.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

One of the lowest points in my life was when I was diagnosed and combated with severe ulcerative colitis which is severe ulcers in you colon that bleed.

The greatest cause of ulcers is mountain-climbing over molehills.

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.

I dont have ulcers, I give them

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.