Ulcers Quotes

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

I had a tight stomach all the time. I actually developed ulcers. I've learned better than to put all that internal pressure on myself.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their ulcers.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

There are many other possibilities more enlightening than the struggle to become the local doctor's most affluent ulcer case.

The greatest cause of ulcers is mountain-climbing over molehills.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

One of the lowest points in my life was when I was diagnosed and combated with severe ulcerative colitis which is severe ulcers in you colon that bleed.

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.

I dont have ulcers, I give them

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.