1.
When you locate a bargain, you must ask, 'Why me, God? Why am I the only one who could find this bargain?'
Charlie Munger
2.
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.
Thomas Szasz
3.
Coquettes know how to please, not love, and that is why men love them SO much.
Pierre de Marivaux
4.
Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is.
Kurt Vonnegut
5.
Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.
Edna Ferber
6.
He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?
Ilona Andrews
8.
People work too hard to figure out the meaning of their lives. Why me, why now. The truth is, sometimes things don't happen to you for a reason. Sometimes it's just about being in the right place at the right time for someone else.
Jodi Picoult
9.
Unfortunately, there's no greater rhyme or reason as to why it would be me. And since there is no answer as to why me, it's not a question I feel really entitled to ask.
David Rakoff
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Why Me? Why You? Why His? Why Hers, Why Mine? or Why Theirs? It should be We and Ours.
Caroline Anthonypillai
13.
If I don't ask "Why me?" after my victories, I cannot ask "Why me?" after my setbacks and disasters.
Arthur Ashe
14.
They killed me in The Sopranos. I went to David Chase, and I said, "Why me? I'm a detective! You can use me forever!" And he told me, "John, there's a rule in television: Somebody has to die that the audience likes."
John Heard
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You may feel singled out when adversity enters your life. You shake your head and wonder, 'Why me?'
Joseph B. Wirthlin
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I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.
Jim Goad