Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Macho does not prove mucho

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.