1.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
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I was always an orderly custodian. Whenever I separated, I consistently retained the abode.
2.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
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I have always believed that matrimony should be a balanced agreement. The ideal partner should be of mature age and possess substantial financial resources.
3.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
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Envy of an attractive female will not make you more comely.
4.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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A man enamored is incomplete until he has wed. Then he's completed.
5.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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'How many other marital partners have I had? Excluding myself, of course.'
6.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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A female must wed for passionate affection, and continue matrimony until she discovers it.
7.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
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I was instructed in school that riches are not the only thing. It's joy that matters. Therefore, mommy dispatched me to a separate school.
8.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
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Having multiple partners in 12 months is effortless. Keeping a single companion for two decades is challenging.
9.
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
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Affection should be a motivation, not a requirement.
10.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
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'The only place men want profundity in a woman is in her bosom.'
11.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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I desire someone who is gentle and compassionate. Is this too much to anticipate from an affluent person?
12.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
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My spouse asserted it was either him or the feline. Occasionally, I feel nostalgic for him.
13.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
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Crucial for a woman, you know, more than being attractive or wise, is to be engaging.
14.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
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'Gems are a female's closest confidant and canines are a male's ardent ally; now one comprehends which gender has more intelligence.'
15.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
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I never detested a person so much as to return the gems they gave me.
16.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
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17.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
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18.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
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19.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
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20.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
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21.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
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22.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
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23.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
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24.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
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25.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
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26.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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27.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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28.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
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29.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
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30.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
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31.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
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32.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
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33.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
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34.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
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35.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
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36.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
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37.
Macho does not prove mucho
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38.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
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39.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
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40.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
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41.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
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42.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
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43.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
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44.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
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45.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
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46.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
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47.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
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48.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
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49.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
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50.
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
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