1.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
Phyllis Diller
2.
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.
Bill Haley
3.
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Dan Rather
4.
People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.
Doug Stanhope
6.
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida.
Karen Russell
7.
Alligators and crocodiles are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet - they'll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.
Jack Hanna
8.
You've got forever; and somehow you can't do much with it. You've got forever; and it's a mile wide and an inch deep and full of alligators.
Jim Thompson
9.
Not much is known about alligators. They don't train well. And they're unwieldy and rowdy to work with in laboratories.
Diane Ackerman
11.
Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!
Will Cuppy
13.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
Bob Hope
14.
Donald Trump is my leader. And if he decides to drop the swamp and the alligator, I will drop the swamp and the alligator.
Newt Gingrich