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Our anger and annoyance are more detrimental to us than the things themselves which anger or annoy us.
Marcus Aurelius
Our ire and vexation are more detrimental to us than the matters which enrage or irritate us.
2.
I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.
Rick Riordan
3.
My works were designed to amuse, annoy, bewilder, mystify and inspire reflection.
Man Ray
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Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
Demetri Martin
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Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.
Charles de Gaulle
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A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.
Demetri Martin
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I am not in a bad mood. Everyone is just.. annoying.
Wiz Khalifa
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Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.
Charlaine Harris
10.
I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
11.
I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying.
Tyler, The Creator
12.
The trouble is. . .that everybody sneers at restrictions and demands freedom, till something annoying happens; then they demand angrily what has become of the discipline.
Dorothy L. Sayers
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I don't want to be one of those people that complains about the rumours. I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, "This isn't true!" It is what it is, I tend not to do that. The only time it gets really annoying is that if you get into a relationship and you get into a place where you really like someone and then things are being written in the papers that affect them and how they see you. Then it can get annoying.
Harry Styles
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I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'
Bo Burnham
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Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do.
Rick Riordan
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There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
Louis Tomlinson
19.
That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.
J. D. Salinger
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The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and oppress its betters, and that is precisely the kind that we mainly have.
H. L. Mencken
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Stefan would be so great for her, because it's just so annoying watching those two on screen all the time!
Paul Wesley
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People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.
John Bonham
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Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
Ursula K. Le Guin
25.
When perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver!
Brené Brown
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I started Linux as a desktop operating system. And it's the only area where Linux hasn't completely taken over. That just annoys the hell out of me.
Linus Torvalds
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Alec keeps sending me annoying photos. Lots of captions like Wish you were here, except not really.
Cassandra Clare
29.
It's hard to keep on being civil when they ask you such annoying questions.
Olivia de Havilland
30.
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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It actually dawned on me that I don’t fight. I just kill whatever annoys me, and it’s over. (Savitar)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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It's great to see that celebrities can be just like us - that they too have their highs and lows, that they don't always wake up looking their best, that they have bad habits and annoying traits.
Shirley Jones
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If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Anton Szandor LaVey
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I'm always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you're drowning, and it's there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
Tom Waits
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Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
Darby Conley
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Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.
Gary Barlow
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There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.
Gwyneth Paltrow
40.
There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!
Mark Twain
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Freedom of speech encompasses precisely the freedom to annoy, to ridicule, and to offend.
Robert Spencer
42.
One thing that annoys me is when you see women in these terrible and incredible situations with perfectly glossed lips. You're not going to look good in the apocalypse.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.
Noel Gallagher
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Nothing annoys me more than having the most trivial action analyzed and explained.
Zelda Fitzgerald
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I'm like the annoying guy in the street.
Alec Soth
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No enemy is so annoying as one who was a friend, or still is a friend,and there are many more of these than one would suspect.
William Saroyan
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There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction.
Robert Breault
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If you are not annoying someone, you are not doing anything new
Penelope Trunk
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What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
Cassandra Clare