Barbie Quotes

Wait, so @ToysRUs pulled all of the Breaking Bad figures from their shelves and still sells Barbie? Hmmmm...I wonder what is more damaging?

I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What makes you different, makes you dangerous.

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful.

Barbie always represented the fact that a woman has choices.

If I think of all those homosexuals in Germany today, I think I'd hand my German passport back, if I had one.

When I stand before the throne of God, I shall be judged innocent.

I am the living Barbie Doll, how are you?

I'm not barbie, and im alright with that.

If there were mistakes, there were mistakes. But a man has to have a line of work, no?

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

I was into Barbie and designer jeans.

Hollywood and Disneyland are the legacy of Europe's cultural imperialism. We gave them nursery rhymes and they gave back film. Televised riots are as American as Barbie/ Big Macs. Tomorrow the riots will be forgotten but Mickey mouse will still be there. Welcome to Disneyland.

They probably do have an Asian Barbie.

I was big time into Barbie.

I can't do Los Angeles. I've always been the anti-Barbie. I don't want to be in a place where almost every woman walks around with puffy lips, little noses and breasts large enough to nourish a small country.

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

Being a female in music industry, it's hard. There are so many double standards for things. I read this one thing and it was like, "It seems like she can't figure out if she wants to be sexy bad girl or cutesy good girl." Yeah, because everyone's either one thing or the other. You're either Homecoming Queen Skipper or Delinquent Cop-Out Barbie. And you can't be anything in between the two. That's not how human beings are.

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World

Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree.

In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster. People who didn't like Sarah called her Caribou Barbie. People attempted to marginalize these women based on their gender.

Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie.

I had some Barbies, but they were few and far between the mud fights.

I used to be obsessed with Pearl Jam, but I love having pink hair and kind of looking like a Barbie.

Ella was vapid and worthless at least nine-tenths of the time, but when she got really mad, her face became sharp and purposeful. Almost vicious. Like if Barbie were suddenly possessed by Atilla the Hun.

I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.

I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

I stay close to my roots and my family. I never want to forget any part of it. I'm still just a hillbilly at heart, thus a Backwoods Barbie.

I was never tomboyish. I loved Barbies. It's just the way I grew up.

Most little children's obsessions are robots and Barbie dolls. My obsession as a kid was the Versace house. I used to save up my pocket money to buy Versus shirts. I was that obsessed!

Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are.

And I call Saks Fifth Ave-y home. That is where a real bad Barbie roam.

I'm definitely feeling whatever's going on pretty hard. It's like playing Barbies. You're holding the Barbies, but all of the action is happening inside of your head. You might be holding them or even speaking out loud, but really, all of the animation is internal. That's sort of how I feel about my writing. And then the really awful thing is that at the end of the day after crying and experiencing things, then you look at what you've written and you're like, "Hmm, there's half a page that's good here." Then you throw out everything else.

I'll never be like a Barbie girl, that's for sure.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!!

I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she was blonde, she was free and she was fun.

If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that won't happen either. That is never going to happen. No matter how much weight I lose, my stomach, below the belly button, always pooches out.

You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn't get anything. So I don't want any other kid to feel like that.

Barbie's one of those fads whose popularity makes you lose all faith in the human race.

I'm the Barbie, keep alotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.

...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.

I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED.